Ok, now I'm kind of joking around here, but I figure everyone here is old enough to know Santa isn't real, so listen to this song and you will see the first Santa Claus problem. And I suppose I'll do some other holidays whenever I feel like it. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town By J. Fred Coots
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town- While this could be perfectly innocent, if you think, it could be an Angel of Death type thing
He's making a list, And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice. Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake- He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!- Santa stalker? O! You better watch out! You better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.
Ok. Now I'm going to bold the sentences you should pay attention to. And I give the reasons why. I have just turned an innocent Christmas song into a strange looking thing. Funny how these things happen.
And now the fact that Jesus was born around April. Reason why Christmas is when it is: the Pagan winter solstice. And to think about the Pagan winter solstice means you think about the Pagans. Thinking about the Pagans, the Christians burned them at the stake, correct? Bad spin on a holiday. Not trying to ruin a holiday or anything, just some strange things I noticed.
No...not after that video =(. Morbid Moat. That's me. And while poking holes in cute, innocent little kids' stuff, here's another one. Ring Around The Rosies By Unknown Ring around the rosy, A pocket full of posies; ashes, ashes we all fall down! This whole thing is disturbing. It's about the black plague =0. And that killed lots of people. 1st line: Ring around the rosie, I assume it's about the red circle on your skin that is the first sign of the plague. 2nd line: A pocket full of posies. Refers to the fact that some people believed that putting flowers, incense, or other herbal things in your pocket would protect you from the plague 3rd line: Ashes, ashes. Refers to the cremation of bodies killed by the plague 4th line: And we all fall down.This refers to the death of the people afflicted by the plague.
Now the next time you see a little kid singing that song you can scare the ebiliving out of them
Wow i already knew the Ring Around The Rosies song and i though when i heard you say it (not my teacher) it was totally different. Well it was certainly weird thinking of the Santa is a Stalker was just hilarious.
Santa is definitely a creep. That's why on Christmas night you have to lock all the doors and set a fire in the chimney. That way he'll drop the presents and get out of there ASAP.
Santa is definitely a creep. That's why on Christmas night you have to lock all the doors and set a fire in the chimney. That way he'll drop the presents and get out of there ASAP.
lmfao
true i dont even give him cookies i think taht would make him like me more instead i give him carrots!
moab are you talking about the video that that one guy showed that was wayy to real and explit for AG?
No, not at all. I'm talking about disturbing holidays and nursery rhymes. Here's another frightening nursery rhyme. I don't see how people don't notice this; it's really obvious. Rockabye Baby by Unknown
Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop, When the wind blows, the cradle will rock, And the cradle will fall, And down will come baby, cradle and all.
Ok. Now pay very close attention to what the lyrics are.
1st line: Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop,. Ok. Innocent enough. But why on earth would a baby be in a treetop? And rock-a-bye? It's as if someone is saying goodbye to the baby, as if they were going to leave, or die. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock, Innocent enough again, but would be frightening for a baby. And the cradle will fall,. Ok. Here's where it gets interesting. And the cradle will fall? Oh no! And down will come baby, cradle and all.. Ok. Really dark, here. And down will come baby? Babies can die from falling down the stairs. But from a treetop. Survival Chances: 0% or somewhere around there.
Think about that next time your parents sing that to your baby brother/sister...
