Post your favorite or funny quotes here! I'll start off."Dont drink and drive you might spill your beer""If your not cheating your not trying hard enough"
"OP is a retard"
no, im awesome. Read my guidemaybe you can learn a thing or twohttp://armorgames.com/community/thread/4169140/guide-to-being-awesome-like-somers/page/1#post-4169255
Woah, it's a quote, don't get all defensive. People might think you're trying to cover something up... Are you?
Mine is "fail troll is fail".
YOU CALLIN ME A TROLL? SIMMER DOWN MAN, SIMMER DOWN.
"you have now earned the right to the kiss my arse phrase"
she looks like a bistro but handles like a steakhousezapp brannigan
Ummm... Favorite quotes? This one![quote]
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other ******* die for his"-Winston ChurchillAnd there's a whole bunch of other good ones on youtube...
"Religion ends as philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends as chemistry begins, and astrology ends as astronomy begins."-Christopher Hitchens
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. -Socrates
"If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?"- Stephen Colbert
"Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break I got. Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
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