Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. You may not drive barefooted. It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Florida: -If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. -It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. -Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. -Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. -It is illegal to skateboard without a license. -When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. -You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. -It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You won't believe this law. In Riverside, California, it's illegal to kiss somebody on the lips unless you both wipe your lips with rose water before kissing. Strange huh?
These laws are funny. I believe they are still in use but are obscure.
- Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. 2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. 3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. 4. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
