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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Play Sonic '06.

If life gives you Mario Kart.

danwar123
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Jester

Play it.

If life gives you a +5 to-hit enchanted runic longsword

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Stab the closest person

If life gives you me.

danwar123
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Jester

Give you back.

If life gives your arch-nemessis a +5 to-hit enchanted runic longsword the opposite colour of yours...

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Hope you have a revive.

If life gives you a lightsaber.

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use it to end war.

If life gives you superpowers?

Guest_Pegasus1234
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Farmer

You save humanity

If life gives you 100 dollars (of any currency)

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Turn It into millions by investing

If life gives you lights during the day time..

Gogotank
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Lord

Then destroy them all for the sake of the environment!

If life gives you friendly penguins...

Garriss
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Nomad

Then make a penguin army.

If life gives you a mountain of pillows...

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Then make a gigantic bed.

I life gives you chickens...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Cook the chickens.

If life gives you power in politics?

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Then don't be a politic because power will blind you.

If life gives you a plane ticket to choose wherever you want to go...

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Take a plane to Aggs' house.

If life gives you a 1-up.

danwar123
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Jester

Thank life and give life a fire flower.

If life divides you by 0...

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