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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Throw it to see how time flies.

If life gives you a sour candy.

SirLegendary
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Duke

Drink something sweeter.

If life gives you love

Saphire24
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Saphire24
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Scribe

Love life all the more

If life gives you a good book

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Then read it.

If life gives you life, the cereal...

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Then give it to orphans.

If life gives you a replica of R2D21999.

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Then assume it's a voodoo doll and make it do a split.

I life gives you crap...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Buy a toilet.

If life gives you lemonade? (The classic)

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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Templar

Proceed to dispose of it either by giving it to someone, or by throwing it out the window immediately! Life never gives you something that good without a catch...

If life gives you empty DVDS...

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use them as flying shurikens and strike down your enemies... with disks!!

Become batman with just $10.

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Um, ok, ty life.

If life gives you time...

R2D21999
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18,319 posts
Treasurer

Break it to stop time.

If life gives you Sonic Boom.

danwar123
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Jester

Discard it and buy SSB for the 3ds instead

If life gets angry at you for discarding sonic:boom..

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Play Sonic '06.

If life gives you Mario Kart.

danwar123
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Jester

Play it.

If life gives you a +5 to-hit enchanted runic longsword

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Stab the closest person

If life gives you me.

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