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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Use the map to find the truth behind the secrets of the world.

If life gives you the powers of Shazam?

Saphire24
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Saphire24
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Scribe

I feel awesome and use it, A lot.

If life gives you sellotape?

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,229 posts
Jester

Google sellotape to find out what it is.

If life gives you an inkless sharpie?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,594 posts
Duke

Unscrew the bottom part and play with the ink

If life gives you a cool username?

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

Stick with it forevers.

If life gives you Payday 2....

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

Throw it at SirLegendary.

If life gives you lemons but tells you not to make lemonade...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,594 posts
Duke

Play it for hours and hours until death

If life gives you Eminem?

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Throw him in the trash just like all wrappers.

If life gives you posts.

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

then beat r2 to an orange.

If life gives you feces...

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Throw it back at life.

If life gives you life...

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,318 posts
Treasurer

Convert the life into death.

If life gives you death.

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Become a zombie and murder everyone.

If life gives you vampires.

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Have several stakes, garlic, holy water, and solar panels.

If life gives you editing.

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Edit every post and manipulate people with changing messages.

If life give you manipulation.

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Edit every post and manipulate people with changing messages.

If life give you manipulation.

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