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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SirLegendary
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Duke

Plant it in the ground hoping a bigger turnip will pop up.

If life gives you a giant turnip to last a lifetime?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Make a house in it and live James and the Giant Turnip.

If life gives you 3 inconsecutive days to live?

play_ggames
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play_ggames
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Nomad

live the fullest.

If life spares your sins...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,527 posts
Duke

Go to heaven.

If life actually means the definition of the next word you see in a book?

Saphire24
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Saphire24
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Scribe

Then live with elephants for the rest of your life.

If life gives you a bad memory...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,527 posts
Duke

Make everything bigger to remember

If life gives you BB code.

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,236 posts
Jester

Shoot someone with it.

If life gives you a silver hammer...

Guest_Pegasus1234
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Guest_Pegasus1234
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Farmer

Take apart the hammer, and sell the silver to give money to those in need

If life gives you happiness

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
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Bard

then become sad and give it to someone else.

If life gives you an optimist...

Saphire24
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Saphire24
3,100 posts
Scribe

Then be infected by it, and make the word hyper!

If life gives you lemonade...

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,309 posts
Treasurer

Stuff it back into a lemon.

If life gives you a cooked sausage.

calwina
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calwina
301 posts
Blacksmith

freeze it so it is uncooked.

If life gives you a limousine...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,527 posts
Duke

Use it to impress girls.

If life gives you all you desires?

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,309 posts
Treasurer

Use them to desire more desires.

If life gives you a forum game.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,527 posts
Duke

Play that forum game.

If life gives you a power of your choice?

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