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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SirLegendary
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Duke

Ask someone to use it on me right before I die.

If life gives you the chance to find waldo!

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I google for waldo.

If life gives you power...

Ungratefuls
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Peasant

Use it to never have to fight the meanest alleycat in the city and laugh in it's face and use it to not pay power bills anymore.

If life gives you breakfast in bed...

red303
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Shepherd

Throw it back at life and claim that it's poisoned.

If life gives you a red rider BB gun.

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

RIDING BRAVE BURSTS AT THREE TIMES THE SPEED!!!!!!11111111!1shift!!!!!!!!!

If life is destructive...

Talonwood
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Talonwood
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Nomad

Then Entropy is true...

If life was divided by elements.

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Then run away and hide in a box.

If life gives you red paint.

play_ggames
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play_ggames
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Nomad

Then express your creativity and make great art.

If life give you apple...

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Turn it into a cell phone company and make millions.

If life gives you a table.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Make a tablet.

If life gives you a truck?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Drive it everywhere.

If life gives you a trampoline.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Jump on it till it breaks.

If life gives you Pop songs.

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Sell them and use the money to buy some actual music. (Not talking about all Pop songs, just most of them.)

If live gives you pink lemonade.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Drink it, and become the pink panther!

If life gives you rock n' roll music?

ChapZ
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Duke

Headbang until tou pass out.

If life gives you a military jet?

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