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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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red303
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Shepherd

Sell them and use the money to buy some actual music. (Not talking about all Pop songs, just most of them.)

If live gives you pink lemonade.

SirLegendary
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Duke

Drink it, and become the pink panther!

If life gives you rock n' roll music?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Headbang until tou pass out.

If life gives you a military jet?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Fly it till you die.

If life gives you tank?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Smash all the cars on the street.

If life gives you a batmobile?

danwar123
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Jester

Sell it and buy a [REAL] car

If life gives you [insert item here]?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Give it back to life.

If life gives you chance to delete some users AG acc?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Delete a spam bot.

If life gives you the chance to become legendary?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Be legendary :P

If life gives you an apple?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Wait until it drops in your head.

If life gives you hot water?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Burn yourself. The sins will be forgiven.

If life gives you a deathless death?

Clocklol
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Nomad

Wait, what? I don't understand.
If life gives you 1d20=17...

DICE RESULTS
17 = 1d20
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Roll another time.

If life gives you a dictionary?

danwar123
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Jester

Read it and become famously intellegent

If life gives you an oven,dough,cheese,and tomato sauce...

SirLegendary
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Duke

Don't make pizza. Let the pizza make you.

if life gives you unlimited access to money?

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