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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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red303
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Shepherd

Put them on and slap someone.

If life gives you a boat...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then go fly with it.

If life gives you flesh eating plants?

ChapZ
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Duke

Then wait til the zombie apocalypse so you can defend yourself.

If life gives you a stamp?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Stamp something.

If life gives you good luck?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Then gamble.

If life gives you a black hole?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Use it on your enemies.

If life gives you lead-based paint...

evilsweetblock
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Jester

inhale it deeply.

If life gives you necro'd threads...

SirLegendary
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Duke

Report them to a mod to be forever locked.

If life unlocks a thread for you?

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Then just leave it.

If life gives crap-in-a-john...

wflag10
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Nomad

Tip it over.

If life gives you a house....

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Sell it and buy a unicorn!

If life gives you TV channel?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use it to broadcast commercials and earn money.

If life gives you superpowers?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Be invisible!

If life gives you a cow?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Eat the hell out of that cow.

If life gives you a party anthem?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Dance then.

If life gives you Ferrari?

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