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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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red303
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Shepherd

Fly away.

If life gives you water.

SirLegendary
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Duke

Drink it. (I'm thirsty right now.)

If life gives you a boring Physical Education class...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Skip it.

If life gives you poison in a bottle?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Poison your enemies.

If life gives you a chance to destroy your enemy without anyone knowing?

red303
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Shepherd

Threaten them with it, and make them do what you want.

If life gives you a quiz.

SirLegendary
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Duke

Answer it, best you can.

If life gives you a cheese burger?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Well... Eat it?

If life gives you Ben Ten's watch?

play_ggames
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Nomad

Wear it and be a hero.

If life makes you a zombie....

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then go out at night and freak people out.

If life makes you a Dragon??

SirLegendary
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Duke

Burn the world.

If life gives you a storm...

ChapZ
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Duke

Then go out and show the world the power of nature.

If life gives you Math

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then go hang yourself.

If life gives you gloves?

red303
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Shepherd

Put them on and slap someone.

If life gives you a boat...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then go fly with it.

If life gives you flesh eating plants?

ChapZ
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Duke

Then wait til the zombie apocalypse so you can defend yourself.

If life gives you a stamp?

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