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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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ChapZ
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Duke

Ride them!

If life gives you a hook?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Grab people and kiss them.

If life gives you another chance at life?

PixelDude
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PixelDude
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Blacksmith

I don't take chances :P

If life gives you pillows?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Use them to sleep for as long as I can.

If life gives you five dollars?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Gamble.

If life gives you a wire?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Make something.

If life gives you Iraq...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Make peace not war.

If life gives you the power to bring our neighbours home from war?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Don't. I hate them.

If life gives you a truck?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Drive the truck into a gang house. Blow everything up!

If life gives you a brand new guitar signed by Paul McCartney and John Lennon!

Gogotank
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Lord

Either keep it or sell it.

If life gives you mirrors...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Look at yourself for days.

If life gives you a broken heart.

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

Reasemble it with some glue.

If life gives you spinach...

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Become pop-eye.

If life makes sure you're so perfect...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then be perfect at everything.

If life makes a eagle?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use the eagle as a national symbol for your country.

If life gives you great acoustic music..

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