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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Build dress them like Chinese kung-fu fighters and defend China againt bad tigers!

If life gives you a hippo?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use it to start awareness for the beautiful creature's species.

If life gives you an air-conditioned room with wifi and food...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Don't ever get out of it.

If life gives you any superpower you want?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use it to become the ultimate hero the world.

If life gives you a new born sibling?

Saphire24
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Scribe

Blame your wall art on them

If life gives you a bad dream...

SirLegendary
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Duke

Open your eyes. Check out my art in ASC!

If life gives you love?

Doombreed
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Templar

Love will destroy your life! Life is Suicidal!

If life gives you melons...

SirLegendary
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Duke

Eat them as fast as you can.

If life gives you Macklemore?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Go buy weird leopard sample jacket.

If life gives you Justin Bieber?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Try to ignore him.

If life gives you a celebratory beer?

Doombreed
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Templar

ninja'd. I don't like beer. Flush it down the sink.

If life gives you ADHD...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Don't take it.

If life gives you good manners?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Use it to charm women.

If life gives you a brand new phone?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Throw old one through the window

If life gives you Play Station 4 ?

pandaitis
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Nomad

Then I guess nobody will be seeing me ever again.

If life give you a cold?

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