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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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akshobhya
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Templar

Control the anxiety as long as you can.

If life makes you to run for 3000 miles?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,462 posts
King

Run very fast, so you can finish the task faster

If life makes you feel worried?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,063 posts
Templar

Watch Comedy and be happy!
It life makes you feel desperate?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,462 posts
King

Try to stay calm as soon as you can!

If life makes you tired?

akshobhya
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akshobhya
5,063 posts
Templar

Drink Red Bull!
If life kills you?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,462 posts
King

Respawn like a boss!

If life makes you laugh when it's not a good time to laugh?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Jester

Slap the people who shoot angry looks at you.

If life makes you wait around all day?

Witigen
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Witigen
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Scribe

Screw it and call my friends, have a wild time.

If life makes you go see Foodfight! in a locked movie theater?

If you do not know what Foodfight! is, it is this.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Jester

Throw food at the screen.

If life gets you stuck on top of a train.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,462 posts
King

Hope you have good luck to survive that...

If life makes you feel like someone is watching you to learn your secrets and say bad things about you to everyone?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Jester

Make yourself feel better by breaking their knees with a baseball bat.

If life makes you feel alienated and invisible...

TheGalacticGargoyle
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TheGalacticGargoyle
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Peasant

Stay that way.

Is live gift yu @ bwad keybod?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,462 posts
King

Get a better one when you can

If life gives you melons instead of lemons?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Jester

Make melonade! 😝

If life gives you ten tons of salt...

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Sell all that salt to earn money

If life makes you feel weak?

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