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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
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This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
Throw a megaparty.
If life gives you a super tall lamp...?
Call life stupid.
If life steals all of your writing tools?
Evolve and use telepathy
If life gives you death?
I ask for the gravy
If life steals your girl/man?
If life gives you a new armathar?
YAY and wear it with pride!
If life makes you get close to 15k posts?
If life gives you emojis?
If life makes you catch apples?
Make Apple Juice
If life gives you oranges?
DON'T MAKE ORANGE JUICE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE ORANGES BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DANG ORANGES WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE POKEMONROCKS126 ORANGES! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.... WITH THE ORANGES! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE ORANGE THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN
If life gives you Cave Johnson quotes....
Woah... Calm down there...
Go search up who that is.
If life gives you a cease and desist letter...
read the message wrong and go to the dentist with cheese.
if life gives you a spammer card...
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