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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Defend your home from intruders.

Life gives you a thousand puppies?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,464 posts
King

You sell 999 to earn some money, and keep one for yourself ^.^

Life grants you one wish that can be ANYTHING except for more wishes?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Wish for an eternal youth.

Life gives you a rejected engagement proposal?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

You cry a little bit if you want to, and try to accept the rejection, you'll feel better eventually...

Life asks you to give honest feedback about your opinion about Life because she's wondering what people think about her o.o

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Tell her (as kindly as possible) to STOP BEING A JERK!

Life gives you a day to live?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Spend all you want on entertainments, give the rest to others and have a grand exit, like take a golden shot.

Life gives you a second head which opposes your first head in everything.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Erm... well... ask Life to give that 2nd head its own body, so you and that head can have a nice life without conflicts...

If Life gives you a hard linear algebra test, but you hate linear algebra?

Planetary189
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Planetary189
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Nomad

Flip the table and drop out, making linear alebra pointless to study.

If life gave you a gun..

charlesjoseph
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charlesjoseph
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Herald

make a horrible joker cosplay (ya never saw it coming)

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Life gives you a horrible joker Cosplay? Make a horrible BATMAN cosplay!

Life gives you death?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,464 posts
King

Use a Uno reverse card against Life, which will drive death away from you (and send it to Life... what would happen? would Life die? is she immortal?)

If Life dies?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Wait... Um... I guess we all die alongside her.

Life gives you an Uno reverse card?

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