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firetail_madness
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Jester

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
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Constable

Throw a megaparty.

If life gives you a super tall lamp...?

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Jester

Call life stupid.

If life steals all of your writing tools?

NietzTheBlitz
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Baron

Evolve and use telepathy

If life gives you death?

NietzTheBlitz
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Baron

I ask for the gravy

If life steals your girl/man?

Ramit12
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Lord

Revive it.

If life gives you a new armathar?

armorplayergc
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King

YAY and wear it with pride!

If life makes you get close to 15k posts?

Ramit12
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Lord

YAY!!

If life gives you emojis?

NietzTheBlitz
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Baron

Use it

If life makes you catch apples?

Ramit12
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Lord

Make Apple Juice

If life gives you oranges?

pokemonrocks126
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DON'T MAKE ORANGE JUICE! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE ORANGES BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DANG ORANGES WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE POKEMONROCKS126 ORANGES! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.... WITH THE ORANGES! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE ORANGE THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN

If life gives you Cave Johnson quotes....

Yellowcat
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Constable

Woah... Calm down there...
Go search up who that is.

If life gives you a cease and desist letter...

catlover192
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read the message wrong and go to the dentist with cheese.
if life gives you a spammer card...

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