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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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PewienCzlowiek
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Herald

Act as Jack Sparrow...he can live everything

Life gives you Fallout 76...

sciller45
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Justiciar

Country rooooooooaaaads, take me hooooooooome to the plaaaaaaaace I beloooooooong.
Wait, what was the question again? Oh, right. My answer still stands.

Life kicks your dog?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Sic 'em, boy!

Life gives you a TARDIS?

PLGuy
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King

Kill Hitler.

Life gives you nine lives?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Use 'em or lose 'em!

Life traps you in a time loop because you misused your TARDIS?

PewienCzlowiek
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Herald

If you are in time loop probably you even don't know it

Life gives you a small meteorite that fell on your head

sciller45
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Justiciar

Sell it for billions of dollars.

Facebook-I-Mean life sells your private data?

PewienCzlowiek
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Herald

I don't have facebook(seriously)

If life makes you to accidentaly kill your girlfriend?

PLGuy
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King

Pay a necromancer for animating two zombies, commit suicide and be a happy zombie couple ever after.

If life makes everyone in the world forget about you?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

The heck with them. I'll just start over!

Life gives you Google?

sciller45
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As we all know, knowledge=power. Ergo, ULTIMATE POWER BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Right, now to demonetize everyone with good content so I can appease the great Google Gods.

L.I.F.E drops you out of the ear as a baby?

lozerfac3
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Farmer

You're born as an airpod?

If life gives you the forbidden fruit...

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Chuck it into the sea.

Life gives you a dead forum game?

PLGuy
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King

Use necromancy forces to create from it a walking dead forum game.

Life ends and gives you a second life as a cat?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Go catch a mouse, I guess.

Life drives your family away?

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