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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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HEADHUNTER58
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go on a rampage

if life went on a killing spree...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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tell life to get off.
killing sprees are pretty tall, life might break an arm.

if life gave you samurai and DBZ powers....oh and ninja powers....

Remofalius
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use them to kill creators of DBZ and Power Rangers XD

If life gives you an opertunity to see WRESTLEMANIA 26(LIVE!!!)

lalala12
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Assuming pacora got ninja'd...

I'll answer both

Well, @remo's: suicide cause I hate wrestling.

@Pacora: Drop them from a plane

If life gave you lemons that were limes that tasted like oranges...

firetail_madness
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Sell them.

If life gave you chicken that looked like beef but tasted like tuna...

iWazBord
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Nomad

Eat it!

If life gave you a dog that looks like a cat...

firetail_madness
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Hoax!

If life gives you a book that was actually an 1000 year old dog with rabies...

R4000
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R4000
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destroy it cause cats are much better.

If life lives...

supercoo222
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then thats supposed to happen

if life gives you a grenade

YIGITH
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YIGITH
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put it on a birtday cake.
if life gives you a girl which has an evil in it...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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Nomad

do the girl.
well, if she wants to...

if life gave you a cell phone 40 years in the future...

EpiKc
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EpiKc
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I would call my friends.
If life gave you lemons...

Remofalius
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Nomad

Eat them totaly excluding the fact that you have twice as smaller mouth...;(

If life gives you an exlusive interview with your favourite star...

inflames7979
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say hi.

if life gives you a hovercraft

DavidLS
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Fly in it.

If life gives you 1 dollar?

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