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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Remofalius
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480 posts
Nomad

I would fly to USA!!!
If life gives you nothing to do...

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

do something else!

if life gives you firetail_madness account....

R4000
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R4000
1,245 posts
Nomad

change the password :P.

If life gives you a cruel death in exactly 10 hours from this point forward...

FieldCommander678
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FieldCommander678
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Nomad

Shoot myself before I have a cruel death

If life made everyone zombies that would try to kill you...

shayneii
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Peasant

Then I would go to the U.S. and buy a gun at WalMart and go COD on everyone (xD)

If life gives you burnt toaster waffles...

R4000
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Nomad

make new waffles.

If life gave you a calculator...

destinydude
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destinydude
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Nomad

use it to cheat on tests.
If life gave you the chance to be the administrater for one day...

Redemption_762
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Redemption_762
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Nomad

Destroy Armor Games and give everyone a virus when they log in!!!
MAUAUAHAHAHAHAHA!

If life gives you a thong you...

Tslash
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Tslash
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Nomad

shit on myself...

if life gave you poo...

sinopoli32
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sinopoli32
181 posts
Nomad

flush it

if life made u life in a hole 10 ft deep with no way out...

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

then live in the hole, duh

if life makes your dick 13 inches big....

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
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Nomad

sit on somone u hate.

if life gave you an M16 and a grenade...

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

go on a rampage

if life went on a killing spree...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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Nomad

tell life to get off.
killing sprees are pretty tall, life might break an arm.

if life gave you samurai and DBZ powers....oh and ninja powers....

Remofalius
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use them to kill creators of DBZ and Power Rangers XD

If life gives you an opertunity to see WRESTLEMANIA 26(LIVE!!!)

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