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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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firetail_madness
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Get the bed out of your sight

If life gave you superpowers but you couldn't use them...

Sarthra21
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I'd say 'WTF was that for?'

If life fired it's lasor at you...

Pois0nArr0w
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I'd use my lazor repellent.

If life gave you a lolcat who loved cheeseburgerz...

TheNo1Yeti
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I'd hand it a dictionary.

If life gives you Miley Cyrus on constant repeat...

Remofalius
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Nomad

Id thrown her into acid, filled with razor blades, hunting devil ghosts and Horny Beasts!!!

if life gives you another start of a school year!

asdyui
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asdyui
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Dont go to school for a year
If life put you in Jew-land

FieldCommander678
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Destroy Jew-land

If life gave you a 300lbs wife...

goumas13
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run

if life gives you an old car...

FieldCommander678
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sell it to a bunch mexicans telling them it's a Mercedes

If life gives you a bomb...

KUJU
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KUJU
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Nomad

blow up yourself

if life gave you the power to kill people when you talk at them...

Redspring
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Nomad

a lot of people would die

If life gave you 50000000 AP...

HEADHUNTER58
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then you would have alot of ap

if life gave you homework....

yugioh50005
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um dont do it duh who the hell does home work i dont i have math to do but nope not doing it

firetail_madness
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If life gives you 5 cows and a goat...

destinydude
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kill them and sell their meat.
If life gave you 1 hour of an ability that you cant die...

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