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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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quickshift
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Nomad

Scream like a little girl as you go blind

If life gives you 5$...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Buy lollipops.

If life gives you a packet of 200 assorted lollipops...

R4000
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Nomad

sell them, then steal them back and eat them.

If life gets murdered by a psycho...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Then shouldn't you die?
How does life get killed by a person anyway?
What life are we talking about here?

If life is confusing...

R4000
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Nomad

everything is confusing.

If life beats th %#*(! out of you...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

you mean sh!t? tell life hes a bitch, steal his wallet and fuck his girl

if life gave you swine flu

FieldCommander678
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Nomad

I pass to everybody else


If life gave you a radioactive flesh eating disease

R4000
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Nomad

dont eat flesh.

If life buys a Wii...

goumas13
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Grand Duke

sell it it's useless

if life gives you a headache ...

FieldCommander678
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Nomad

I give life a poisoned cake that says:'Die!!!'


If life sat on your face...

tonien
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tonien
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Nomad

don't forget to wash your face

if life gives you a bed but you can never sleep..

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Get the bed out of your sight

If life gave you superpowers but you couldn't use them...

Sarthra21
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Nomad

I'd say 'WTF was that for?'

If life fired it's lasor at you...

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

I'd use my lazor repellent.

If life gave you a lolcat who loved cheeseburgerz...

TheNo1Yeti
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Nomad

I'd hand it a dictionary.

If life gives you Miley Cyrus on constant repeat...

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