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firetail_madness

20,591 posts

Blacksmith

Posted August 17, '09 7:42pm UTC

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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webkinzlover7654

2,790 posts

Nomad

Posted January 9, '11 9:44pm UTC

Us it to make more common sense, then give it to EVERYONE!

If life gave u a bazooka and a chimpanzee...

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 9, '11 10:25pm UTC

I'MMA FIRING MY LAZOR! *shoots the chimpanzee*

if life gave you anything you wanted...

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted January 9, '11 10:31pm UTC

thank life then shoot him/her/it with a FN P90

if life shot you with a FN P90...

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 9, '11 10:33pm UTC

use "Warp Snipe" to return fire.

if life gave you "Dragon's Destiny"...

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webkinzlover7654

2,790 posts

Nomad

Posted January 9, '11 10:36pm UTC

Sell it WAY overpriced, then buy a new one, and have 1M left =D

If life gives you 100K

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 9, '11 10:52pm UTC

Dragon's Destiny is a one of a kind sword of sorts. basically, you can't buy a new one!

hire an assassin to kill a random idiot.

if life called everyone idiots...

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nesanelf

560 posts

Nomad

Posted January 9, '11 10:55pm UTC

say get a life

if life said im bankrupt so i cant give you anything

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webkinzlover7654

2,790 posts

Nomad

Posted January 9, '11 11:27pm UTC

Screw it

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 9, '11 11:36pm UTC

LOGIC BOMB!!!! *explosion wipes out reality*

if life gave you a choice between losing all your memories or losing everything you care about....

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nesanelf

560 posts

Nomad

Posted January 10, '11 12:18am UTC

if i lost all my memories i would lose anything i cared about.

if life gave you an annoying sister who is SHOUTING out loud everything that you're writing(HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!) oooccchhh! that was a loud one...i had better shut up now.

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webkinzlover7654

2,790 posts

Nomad

Posted January 10, '11 12:37am UTC

Keep writing to annoy your parents.

If life gave you a choice to make life give something to someone else..

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted January 10, '11 12:50am UTC

make life give a dragon slayer the chance of a life time, transforming said dragon slayer into a dragon.

if life found the above funny...

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Xenon911

127 posts

Nomad

Posted January 10, '11 6:15am UTC

weirdos would laugh.

If life gives you a wall of repetitive text like webkinzlover's post a few posts ago...

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knight_34

13,817 posts

Farmer

Posted January 10, '11 10:32am UTC

Immediately ignore the mentioned wall of text.

If life gives you a tetragon, a racist novel on Mongolians and a rubber chicken coated in lard?

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roxasthenobody

355 posts

Nomad

Posted January 10, '11 12:07pm UTC

You go on a killing spree.

If life gives you a shotgun...

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