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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sonicheroes95
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give life some lead. *blasts life's face*

if life got killed...

jdoggparty
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Nomad

Then become undead
If life ate your cereal.

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Then scream, and shout, and have a fit, just like a 2 year old =D

If life hated your mom

Xenon911
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Xenon911
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Nomad

it prolly hated your dad too.

If life gave you a sunny day...

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Go to the pool

If life owned Michael Jackson..

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

have life own chuck norris now.

if life was chuck norris...

webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Then fire him and get a new life that hots people.

If life hots people..

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

make sure the people shot was dragon slayers.

if life was to do anything for you...

rick073
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Peasant

bad thing: "heeeyyy buddy!!! i won two tickets to hawaii!!! wanna come!?!??!" life"OK!!!" on the plane: you stab the piolets with a wooden mini spear, then crash the plane

good thing: take life to a movie

Xenon911
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127 posts
Nomad

it would give us a soda.

if life gave you a bazooka...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

keep your bazooka, I HAVE A LASER!

if life was a firin' his lazor....

XDownFallX
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XDownFallX
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Nomad

dodge it then go home.


if life gave you applesauce...

Marios2
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Marios2
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Nomad

Give it to a man with no food.

If life gave you SOOP-DA-WHOOP...

Maverick4
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Peasant

Become a Pirate. (You are a pirate cuz a pirate is free!)

On the same note, If life became a pirate...

iMogwai
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Peasant

You become a ninja

If life gave you a kitten which could shoot lasers from his eyes on tuesdays (and only tuesdays)...

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