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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Marios2
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Marios2
149 posts
Nomad

Give it to a man with no food.

If life gave you SOOP-DA-WHOOP...

Maverick4
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Maverick4
6,800 posts
Peasant

Become a Pirate. (You are a pirate cuz a pirate is free!)

On the same note, If life became a pirate...

iMogwai
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iMogwai
2,027 posts
Peasant

You become a ninja

If life gave you a kitten which could shoot lasers from his eyes on tuesdays (and only tuesdays)...

ITheNormalPerson
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ITheNormalPerson
731 posts
Nomad

I would make Laser Cats, The Triligy

If life gave you grapes...

epson1234111
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epson1234111
136 posts
Peasant

i would make some wine
if life gave you toothpicks...

Wafflesquad
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Wafflesquad
170 posts
Peasant

You clone them and then build a catapult to launch large javelins at passing caravans.
If life gives you nothing...

ArtemisDragon
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ArtemisDragon
1,005 posts
Nomad

Scream at life until you get something.
If life gives you a bomb on 0:01

FlashGameInformer
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FlashGameInformer
245 posts
Nomad

Return it because it had a defect

If life gives you 200 Pounds of Salsa

Denchot
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Denchot
2,105 posts
Nomad

go to mexico with it

if life pee's on your grandmother while she is eating tapioca pudding....

Wafflesquad
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Wafflesquad
170 posts
Peasant

Then sue life for being such a n00b.
If life gives you a pile of mutated knee socks...

GeminiDelta
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GeminiDelta
437 posts
Nomad

Stare at life with a "ZOMFG?" Look, then throw the knee socks back at it.
If life danced the carmelldassen...

sev322
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sev322
463 posts
Nomad

then life is very strange

if life gives you a plauge on your house...

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

give it to life for its birthday
if life gives u a mad gorilla...

iMogwai
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iMogwai
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Peasant

if life gives u a mad gorilla...


You give it a unicycle, record it, and become famous on the interwebs.

If life gives you a bucket of half-eaten crayons...
farrowking37
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Nomad

you melt them all together, and make a magic crayon with every color ever.


if life gives you a madman holding a gun against your head.........

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