I don't understand how anything can get it's finger stuck while 'writing a speech', how careless.
Without thinking too hard, because that'd make my brain hurt, and I'm not in school yet so I'm not going to do that, I think of a robot, specifically a robot's hand =/.
But that's a machine, which technically doesn't have life, unless we get into some Sci-Fi Movie with cyborgs and Androids, which will be very unpleasant....so, anyway, that is not it.