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That is such a stupid question.

I'm not a dragon, so I don't know.

i would put buldings on fire and stomp on ppl

I would hide and wreck havoc until the authorities came, than run away and change color :P

Yeah it is. Lol. Might as well lock it, Mods.

Might as well lock it, Mods.

Please write a longer opening post please. The title should not be everything.

I would dance with monkeys in the shining moonlight.

I would... Burninate stuff? Naw, I'd be one of those Chinese dragons that bring good luck. Mainly cause they look cool. So I guess i would fly around n stuff, nailing all the pigeons whit my projectile feces.

Probably get a job at the bottle depot or something.

I wouldn't be a bad dragon, I would actually be a good dragon, more glory awaits down that path

I'd be like Smaug from The Hobbit and horde a bunch of treasure. Then when Gandalf and Bilbo came we would hang out and have a few cold ones together.

Well, now that I think about it Gandalf and Bilbo would just want to smoke weed.

i dunno,destroy school to never have classes again?


lol @ xDethlokx

Ehh. Live in a volcano protecting my treasure. Give some to a worthy person.

I would probably go to mount everest and live at the very top... hidden under a blanket of snow, and when the un suspecting climber stumbles upon me, i will awake and ask him what he wish's for, then i would say i granted his wish, and i would ask him for all money in return... after wards i would eat him...