This 'Questionnaire' is incredibly funny and satirical and it certainly makes you think. Many homosexuals get asked similar questions every day (only about their homosexuality instead).
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover? 6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react? 7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep quiet? 8. Why do heterosexuals put so much emphasis on sex? 9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? 10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers? 11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different? 12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy? 14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, elusive heterosexuality? 15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? 16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own leanings? 17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy? 18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
My personal favorites are 11. and 15.
(I'm sorry if anybody has seen this before but I just wanted to show it to you)
I especially like #'s 2,5,7, and 12. I like two because it actually made me think about it. I mean do we just wake up one day and know that we're straight or gay? I mean usually the world makes it known to kids that men and women usually go together but I don't recall anything that made it really obvious that it's not completely normal to be attracted to the same sex (okay I know there is the Bible but as a kid I didn't go to church so I didn't have that stated to me and most people I know who went to church weren't exposed to that concept until they were a little older). Five is funny but at the same time it makes a reasonable point. Some people may have just never encountered anyone of the same sex they found attractive or been presented with an oppurtunity to have an encounter with someone of the same sex. I would guess there are some who if encountered with that oppurtunity might take it and find out they actually enjoy it. I found seven very interesting. I've known people who would say that they don't like gays because they "always have to advertise it". What I wonder sometimes though is why no one asks straight guys why their flaunting their sexuality when they start talking about some girls breasts or whatever? Twelve was definately my favorite though because it's true.
I found seven very interesting. I've known people who would say that they don't like gays because they "always have to advertise it". What I wonder sometimes though is why no one asks straight guys why their flaunting their sexuality when they start talking about some girls breasts or whatever? Twelve was definately my favorite though because it's true.
Well you know that not all gays admit they are gay. Some are "still in the closest". Though if you live in San Francisco; that's a different story.
Strangely, you bring up a good point. Straight guys being guys probably make gays feel uncomfortable. ( there is a difference between a man and a guy. Men are serious and aren't afraid to to enforce rules and disciple. Guys on the other hand are..well.. think bachelor.)
I see you're back to your usual inanity, 420. If you ever bring up something worth replying to again, I will gladly post more than a couple of sentences on your behalf.
Well, how else are they going to have sex? And, "straight" men who partake in **** sex are secretly gay. They want to know how it feels without admitting that they are, in fact, gay.
1)If you thought about your first question a little more you wouldn't have to ask.
2)There are gay women. Gay women do not have anal sex.
3)If you really believe that any man who has anal sex is actually secretly gay then I know at least one guy who would probably change that opinion. I know a guy who talks about it on occassion and if he is gay then I'm a purple elephant.
