ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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Schmiddy1234
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Bat Mitzfah


Bar Mitzvah

And lol i forgot to enter this one... lol ^_^
acmed
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I like to lick
i love to lick very hard
i love to lick


Doesn't count.

Bar Mitzvah


Bat Mitzvah. It's Jewish.
daleks
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Bat Mitzvah.

It can be spelled either way. At least Wikipedia has it being spelled both ways.
acmed
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Bat Mitzvah=Girl
Bar Mitzvah=Boy
My Cousin=Girl
Bat Mitvah.

Okay. Done. So... Maybe tomorrow night. Party's tonight... Sorry.

Schmiddy1234
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@acmed

lol i see. I have never heard of 'bat mitzvah' and i didn't know the name changed by gender. And lol i'm not jewish so...

acmed
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I'm not Jewish so...


Neither am I, but she's only half, so... Awk

Met some ladies tonight though. But nothing special. I has girlfriend. (:

Okay, so I'll try to judge tomorrow. We'll see.
dudeguy45
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Y'all are jew noobs. B'nai mitzvah is for twins to.

I'm a rabbi.

acmed
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I'm a rabbi.


YOLO.

Okay. I'll TRY to get it done tonight since I don't have baseball...
killersup10
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really late but oh well killersup will give it a try.




under the presure
the smoke up my nose,nervous
i say no to smoking

killersup10
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really late but oh well killersup will give it a try.
under the pressure
the smoke up my nose,nervous
i say no to smoking

Freakenstein
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The merit winner for this contest is Murasaki9, after the judging of Acmed.

{The theme is Haiku Rap Battles of History. You must make a haiku rap verse for the haiku previous from you. To start it off, the first entrant must make a haiku rap about Acmed the judge, while the rest follow in sequence. Entry B raps about A, Entry C raps about B, so on and so forth. The winner of the contest will be the entrant of the best haiku rap. As is expected from rap-related content, please do not flame or be hateful towards the previous user.}

I had to delete the link for having offensive content, most notably offensive language, which also contained the theme and winner of the previous contest. So blame Acmed for the exotic theme and re-explanation of said theme!

acmed
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I had to delete the link for having offensive content, most notably offensive language,


But those were the related videos. The video I presented itself was just the intro of "EPIC RRRRRAAAAAAAAAP BATTLE OF HISTORYYYYY!".

Never mind.... Due May 29th guys!
Efan
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He calls himself judge,
he aint perfect! ten days late,
pushin' the limits!


Trust me, I know how terrible this is. But I'm bored

killersup10
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just look at this fool
who are you? just some old mule
now let the king rule

well that was horrible

dudeguy45
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thats a knight, not king
so step aside, haiku my thing
got more than y'all bring


so little syllables.. so much to say...

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