ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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Avorne
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That's what she said! Sorry, I'll go stand over there.

FallenSky
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Guess why he's the modmobile...
Even though Ag had the financial budget to actually build one, he volunteered. Now he's being ridden by the whole mod team, Yeehaa...
Useless to say that he comes faster than any car though...

Kyouzou
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Even though Ag had the financial budget to actually build one, he volunteered. Now he's being ridden by the whole mod team, Yeehaa..
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That's quite possibly the dirtiest thing I've ever seen on this site...
FallenSky
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That's quite possibly the dirtiest thing I've ever seen on this site...

I'm doing my best, thank a lot. There was absolutely no dirt meant, I swear.

Strop
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Bard

I guess I was asking for this whole last page of slightly-off-topic posts >_<

Nobody remembers the epic spam post I made in response to a mod joke? It consisted entirely of this:

I AM MODMOBILE


Oh wait, you guys wouldn't know, because the post got FLAGGED THE HELL OUT OF IT lol.

That's quite possibly the dirtiest thing I've ever seen on this site...


Evidently you have not ventured into some of the threads floating around in this section of the forums...
Kyouzou
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Evidently you have not ventured into some of the threads floating around in this section of the forums...


Should I? Name a few, I usually don't venture into the threads if they're not active.
aknerd
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Useless to say that he comes faster than any car though...


Well, that could have been worded better. We all have our Tobias (from arrested developement) moments, though.

I think I may have missed the deadline for this week, but here's my haiku anyway (not like it ever had a chance of winning) and a "joke" haiku just for the giggles.

"Bonsai"
A Haiku by Aknerd

Placed in the right soil
Bending the seed's potential
I grew a caged tree

"Get it?"
A Haiku by Aknerd

She enters bar, asks
man for double entendre
He gives it to her
FallenSky
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Well, that could have been worded better

It was the intention; to make it look as shabby as possible ^^.

vinster132
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Nobody remembers the epic spam post I made in response to a mod joke? It consisted entirely of this:

No? What epic spam post? Where? When? What joke? Modmobile? Why am I asking so many questions?
Katrina18
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Bend my spine in shapes
Foreign to complete free will
And I'll lose myself...

Kyouzou
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No? What epic spam post? Where? When? What joke? Modmobile? Why am I asking so many questions?


Because you have been infected with the dreadful disease know as Randomness. I'm sorry, SOMEONE GET STROP IN HERE STAT!
vinster132
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Jester

Lol...Random disease? Funny...lmao

Gratz on 1,337. You are in the elite core.

Kyouzou
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Jester

lulz I try my best, I think I just beat out McDonalds receipt YES!

Strop
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Yeah okay no more talking about modmobile for the time being or I'll have to introduce you to the modmobile's "auxiliary functions"!

thisisnotanalt
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No, because the McDonald's receipt was random chance, and I'm actually getting the receipt framed. FRAMED.

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