ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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KingLemon
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An unearthly howl.
Standing among the ruins,
There is no one left.

This'll be my serious entry...i kept thinking about it (should I make a serious one or shouldn't I) the other two you can ignore.
Also this is a first person view haiku, the phrase "There is no one left" is being said by the last person on earth...just so you don't get confused thinking i'm talking about literally no one left.

FloydTC
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I killed everyone
crap, I shot the women too
theyre dead, but not gone...

Ghgt99
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theyre dead, but not gone...


If you are talking about what I think you are talking about, that is just gross. =P
Ernie15
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Earth is desolate.
No one left to disappoint.
My troubles are through.

Ernie15
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@Acidsworddragon: This is the Haiku Contest, meaning it has a given theme for each round.

Haiku Contest - Theme: last person on earth (Pg. 344, due ?)


If you want a place to put your miscellaneous haikus, I suggest you post them here rather than in this thread.

On a side note, your last line has six syllables.
Maverick4
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Dudeguy said the deadline was yesterday, Friday. So Ernie and acidsworddragon, your entrys don't count. I believe Fallen is judging this round, unless something else was decided.

EmperorPalpatine
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[quote]theyre dead, but not gone...
If you are talking about what I think you are talking about, that is just gross. =P[/quote]

Necrophilia?
That is quite gross and creepy,
But I guess it fits.

I just made a haiku about his weird sentence.
Ghgt99
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I just made a haiku about his weird sentence.


Lol, true. If you want to hear a song about necrophilia, look up the song Code Blue.
dudeguy45
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Ok, entries closed as of now. You never fail to amuse me Floyd.


May I ask whos judging?

1337Player
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I believe Fallen is supposed to judge this round.

Either we wait for him or someone else shall rise to the occasion.

Maverick4
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someone else shall rise to the occasion


Seriously, whats with the sudden interest in Necrophilia/Zombie stuff?

And yes, Fallen is schedueled to judge this round.
EmperorPalpatine
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someone else shall rise to the occasion[quote]Seriously, whats with the sudden interest in Necrophilia/Zombie stuff?
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I think the "shall rise" there was just a figure of speech and was completely unrelated. It's because the following was the last haiku that was entered on time:

I killed everyone
crap, I shot the women too
theyre dead, but not gone...

Hence necrophilia.
FallenSky
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Hello all, I'm resigning from my position. I just ruined every chance I had at getting my girl back, and I need to have some time to heal my wounds. I'll be seeing therapists and doctors for the next weeks, so you should really be seeking another judge. I'm not saying I'll never be back, but expect to not see me for a while; the time I make sure life is still worth living. Dudeguy saud he could back me again, so let him, and find someone else afterwards. I'm sorry I've been such a downer on everyone after asking for job so much, but my life is literally circling down the drain right now...

acmed
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Hey guys, I'd be more than happy to do the voting in my time. I got nothing going on.

Nater
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Is someone gonna judge or not?

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