ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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Strop
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Done.

And by the way ulimited... it's "its", not "it's" :P

"Its" is in fact the possessive form for "it". "It's" is the contraction: "it is". This is one of those funny exceptions that is rarely taught at school... and a grammar-Nazi's favourite pet peeve.

thisisnotanalt
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Heil Grammler!

http://board.muse.mu/wikiroot/images/7/75/Grammar_Nazi_Logo.jpg

It's the ASC, I can get away with it~

Yodadude53
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Oh god! A grammar nazi! RUN!!!!!!!

sourwhatup2
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Heil Grammler!


Lol! xD

Of course you would do that.. x]

Oh god! A grammar nazi! RUN!!!!!!!


Yup you better run... o__o
EnterOrion
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Oh god! A grammar nazi! RUN!!!!!!!


You're supposed to capitalize Nazi.

Do you want to be grammar pwned now or later?
Freakenstein
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"Its" is in fact the possessive form for "it". "It's" is the contraction: "it is". This is one of those funny exceptions that is rarely taught at school... and a grammar-Nazi's favourite pet peeve.


It was taught in mine lol. Anyways, I have a grammar book right here that contains every single "commonly-misused" word and phrase used by students and the common people alike. If I want to be a true grammar nazi, I will be ready for it
Google567
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So is a haiku 7577?

EnterOrion
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7577?


7-5-7, three lines.
Google567
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Farmer

Thanks man.

Water its all around me
It keeps coming to
I hope to resist its power

Freakenstein
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Woah woah woah, back it up. It's 5-7-5 ROFL

Google567
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Your a party pooper.
Thanks Freakenstein.

It keeps coming to
Water its all around me
I hope to resist

Parsat
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I'm not a Grammar Nazi, I'm a Commanist. All comma splices must be purged.

FloydTC
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7-5-7, three lines.


and they let you be a judge...
thisisnotanalt
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Comma splices are a blight on this world! They must be destroyed, and removed from the grammatical gene pool! Their inferiority is tainting the English language as we speak!

chitown
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Wait, did I even post one for this? I have to go check!

And that Grammer Nazi sign thing is really funny.

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