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God, these threads make me want to shoot myself. Why would anyone have supernatural powers? It's absolutely ridiculous.

I do. I can fly and shoot lazer from my eyes. FEAR MEEEE!

I once looked at a guy.

I turned around, blinked.

When I turned back, a large woman stood where he once was.

I think that counts.

*Not really*

The Amazing Randy is this old magician who'll give a million dollars to anyone who performs a supernatural feat. the check still stands after 30 years

Please write longer and more detailed OP.

Here is an example of a good OP:

About a week ago, I woke up. It felt like any other regular morning untill I opened my car door and ripped it off the hinges. I discovered I had super human strength! I also found out that I could fly. It was awesome!

I decided I would become a super hero. When I noticed that a bank was being robbed, I stepped in to save the day. It was at that moment when I realized, I was not bullet proof. They killed me on the spot.

Tell me AG, what kind of super powers do you have?

I think there is already a thread about super powers. If you can't find that thread within 5 pages, go ahead and feel free to remake this thread with a better OP.