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Riou1231

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Posted September 1, '09 9:17am UTC

Part 1 - The Beginning of Randomness

Narrator: In the world of Earth existed a parallel universe... The world of Randomness, Now we follow the story of two young men named Riou and Rex in their search for randomness...

Riou: Come on Rex! Hurry up!

Rex: Yeah yeah yeah, don't rush me!

Riou: Hurry up or I'll do a Rick Roll!

Rex: Alright, Alright! Shut your pie hole, I'm finished.

Riou: Great! Now we enter the world of randomness!

Rex: Shouldn't we arm ourselves with weapons?

Riou: Don't worry! We're armed with our imagination!

Rex: Hahaha... (Why do i even bother putting up with this idiot?

Riou: Fine fine fine, Let us visit the Merchant of Random Crap...

Narrator: And so our two heroes entered the store of the Merchant of Random Crap, they looked around and saw many pieces of useless junk for sale for very cheap prices.

Riou: Hmm... How much for that Long Sword?

Merchant: That will cost you... let's see... 1000 bucks!

Riou: Cool, Here's the money!

Rex: How much for this Staff Old Man?

Merchant: That costs about... 1 buck!

Rex: One buck?! That's an outrage!!! Fine! Here's your dirty money!

Merchant: Nice doing business with you boys...

Narrator: They left the shop and the shop went into the shadows...

Part 1 - The Beginning of Randomness\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] In the world of Earth existed a parallel universe... The world of Randomness, Now we follow the story of two young men named Riou and Rex in their search for randomness...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Come on Rex! Hurry up!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Yeah yeah yeah, don't rush me!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Hurry up or I'll do a Rick Roll!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Alright, Alright! Shut your pie hole, I'm finished.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Great! Now we enter the world of randomness!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Shouldn't we arm ourselves with weapons?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Don't worry! We're armed with our imagination!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Hahaha... (Why do i even bother putting up with this idiot?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Fine fine fine, Let us visit the Merchant of Random Crap...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And so our two heroes entered the store of the Merchant of Random Crap, they looked around and saw many pieces of useless junk for sale for very cheap prices.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Hmm... How much for that Long Sword?\r\n\r\n[i]Merchant:[/i] That will cost you... let's see... 1000 bucks!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Cool, Here's the money!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] How much for this Staff Old Man?\r\n\r\n[i]Merchant:[/i] That costs about... 1 buck!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] One buck?! That's an outrage!!! Fine! Here's your dirty money!\r\n\r\n[i]Merchant:[/i] Nice doing business with you boys...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] They left the shop and the shop went into the shadows...

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jezz

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Farmer

Posted September 1, '09 11:17am UTC

Excuse me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't it be easier if you just joined The Aftermath?
'Cause this is pretty much it...

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 2, '09 3:32am UTC

Part 2 - A New Foe?!?!?!?!

Narrator: And so our heroes ventured into the Forest of Randomness for their first time, out there they saw a Flame Deer...

Riou: Look! A flame deer! Let's go roast it!

Rex: Wait! Flame Deers are highly aggres-, Oh never mind!

Riou: Time to die Flame Deer!

Flame Deer: RAWR! I is going to roast you and eat you foh lunch!!!

Riou: HAAAAAALP!

Rex: Uh... I'm going to leave now.

Riou: No! Don't leave me here!

Rex: You have a sword you idiot, Use it!

Narrator: And so Rex leaves the scene and leaves Riou alone to deal with the Flame Deer...

Flame Deer: Nao, Hao shall i roast u?

Riou: Roast this you gibberish deer! FANG BLADE!

Flame Deer: Grr! Nao i is angreh!!!

Riou: Uh-oh...

Narrator: Our young hero Riou picked up his sword and ran as fast as he could!

Flame Deer: Raaaawr! Burninate!!!

Riou: Aaaaah!!! Get away from me you deranged deer!

Narrator: Riou was running so fast he didn't notice he just passed Rex...

Rex: Hey, Wasn't that Riou just now?

Flame Deer: Ooh! A froob! I roast you instead!

Rex: *Sigh*... Cruel Blizzard!

Flame Deer: Urk...'

Main and Side Characters and Crappy Monsters as well.

Riou - An energetic young lad, Likes to get into trouble.

Rex - A lot smarter than Riou, Likes to leave Riou in dire situations on his own.

Flame Deer - A deer on fire that has very bad grammar and spelling, Likes to burn things.

[b]Part 2 - A New Foe?!?!?!?![/b]\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And so our heroes ventured into the Forest of Randomness for their first time, out there they saw a Flame Deer...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Look! A flame deer! Let's go roast it!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Wait! Flame Deers are highly aggres-, Oh never mind!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Time to die Flame Deer!\r\n\r\n[i]Flame Deer:[/i] RAWR! I is going to roast you and eat you foh lunch!!!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] HAAAAAALP!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Uh... I'm going to leave now.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] No! Don't leave me here!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] You have a sword you idiot, Use it!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And so Rex leaves the scene and leaves Riou alone to deal with the Flame Deer...\r\n\r\n[i]Flame Deer:[/i] Nao, Hao shall i roast u?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Roast this you gibberish deer! FANG BLADE!\r\n\r\n[i]Flame Deer:[/i] Grr! Nao i is angreh!!!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Uh-oh...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Our young hero Riou picked up his sword and ran as fast as he could!\r\n\r\n[i]Flame Deer:[/i] Raaaawr! Burninate!!!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Aaaaah!!! Get away from me you deranged deer!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Riou was running so fast he didn't notice he just passed Rex...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Hey, Wasn't that Riou just now?\r\n\r\n[i]Flame Deer:[/i] Ooh! A froob! I roast you instead!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] *Sigh*... Cruel Blizzard!\r\n\r\n[i]Flame Deer:[/i] Urk...'\r\n\r\n[b]Main and Side Characters and Crappy Monsters as well.[/b]\r\n\r\n[b]Riou -[/b] An energetic young lad, Likes to get into trouble.\r\n\r\n[b]Rex -[/b] A lot smarter than Riou, Likes to leave Riou in dire situations on his own.\r\n\r\n[b]Flame Deer -[/b] A deer on fire that has very bad grammar and spelling, Likes to burn things.

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 3:48am UTC

May I request a Cameo? Preferably a Villain or Mastermind Villain one ^_^

Bronze's depiction of me fits a Anti-Hero {PS: Notice the eyes...}

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 2, '09 4:36am UTC

Sure thing Soul, So what will your character's name be?

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 4:39am UTC

Gabriel Soul.

The name alone speaks of power.

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 2, '09 4:53am UTC

Part 3 - Enter the Soul

Narrator: After Rex kicked some Flame Deer butt he set off to find Riou...

Rex: Hey Riou! Where are you?!

Riou: Urk...

Rex: What the hell?!

Narrator: Rex finds Riou being strangled by the neck by a man wearing a white hoodie, blue jeans, and has weird eyes...

Rex: Who are you?!

???: I am Gabriel Soul!

Rex: Get your hands off my friend!

Gabriel Soul: Your persistence will only lead to his utter demise...

Rex: Utter demise my face! Fire Storm!

Gabriel Soul: Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Narrator: Rex casts a Fire Storm spell but Gabriel deflects it with a snap of his finger!

Rex: What the?!?!?!

Gabriel Soul: I told you, You cannot defeat me! I feel pity for you mortal weaklings, today i spare you...

Narrator: And the mysterious new foe disappears without a trace... But Riou is badly injured!

Rex: Come on! Let's go to the nearest city!

Narrator: And so Riou leaned on Rex's shoulder onto the next city...

Main and Side Characters and Crappy Monsters as well.

Riou - An energetic young lad, Likes to get into trouble.

Rex - A lot smarter than Riou, Likes to leave Riou in dire situations on his own.

Flame Deer - A deer on fire that has very bad grammar and spelling, Likes to burn things.

Gabriel Soul - A very powerful and mysterious man.

[b]Part 3 - Enter the Soul[/b]\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] After Rex kicked some Flame Deer butt he set off to find Riou...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Hey Riou! Where are you?!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Urk...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] What the hell?!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Rex finds Riou being strangled by the neck by a man wearing a white hoodie, blue jeans, and has weird eyes...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Who are you?!\r\n\r\n[i]???:[/i] I am Gabriel Soul!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Get your hands off my friend!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Your persistence will only lead to his utter demise...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Utter demise my face! Fire Storm!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Tsk, tsk, tsk...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Rex casts a Fire Storm spell but Gabriel deflects it with a snap of his finger!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] What the?!?!?!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] I told you, You cannot defeat me! I feel pity for you mortal weaklings, today i spare you...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And the mysterious new foe disappears without a trace... But Riou is badly injured!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Come on! Let's go to the nearest city!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And so Riou leaned on Rex's shoulder onto the next city...\r\n\r\n[b]Main and Side Characters and Crappy Monsters as well.[/b]\r\n\r\n[b]Riou -[/b] An energetic young lad, Likes to get into trouble.\r\n\r\n[b]Rex -[/b] A lot smarter than Riou, Likes to leave Riou in dire situations on his own.\r\n\r\n[b]Flame Deer -[/b] A deer on fire that has very bad grammar and spelling, Likes to burn things.\r\n\r\n[b]Gabriel Soul -[/b] A very powerful and mysterious man.

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Pois0nArr0w

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 4:57am UTC

Can I has cameo, too? Frank's the name. Archer, pirate, and all around pessimist.

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 5:12am UTC

Hehe, I got a cool role ^_^

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 2, '09 5:14am UTC

So Poison, What are you? An Antagonist or a Protagonist?

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 2, '09 8:48am UTC

And now... Tales of Randomness's Theme Song! Credit goes to the band who made it...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJJ6vW6J01E]

Next parts coming tomorrow!

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 2, '09 8:50am UTC

Ugh... Here is the fixed link.

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 8:56am UTC

Hey if Villains can get Theme songs, This song seems to fit my characters personality...

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 9:01am UTC

Never mind, Ignore that, wrong song... (Though the part that says "Me versus you is like beat the Geek" does seem like a good piece for my theme song ^_^)

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Pois0nArr0w

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Nomad

Posted September 2, '09 8:26pm UTC

He just goes whit the flow~

Protagonist, I suppose.

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 3, '09 2:47am UTC

>_> Whens the next part getting posted?

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