Hair is the most powerful thing in the world, and will never lose its style.
The more hair you have, the stronger you are.
You can use a bottle of strange liquids to completely heal yourself
You can sleep in a Hotel for one night after getting, Slashed, maimed, bludgeoned, shot, burnt, electrified, drowned, frozen, and amputated, and wake up completely fine.
No matter how much you stack your team, and basically buy the best players, if you don't have the skills to play the game, (i.e.: you suck) you will still lose. :P