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I learned that I could magically fire a missle 500 years in the future and it has no concussive force whatsoever.

Dam glitches.

And I also learned that beating up hookers is fun, though you don't always get money out of it. xD

I learned that I could kill 30 cops and 100 civilians and be arrested and NOT get the death penalty.

I love GTA

And I also learned that aliens are real.

I love Space Invaders.

I've learned that school prefects abuse their power (Bully: Scholarship Edition).

That if I find the TriForce, I can wish for whatever I want (LoZ).

That mushrooms don't make you high at all, but, rather, make you double in size (just about any Mario game).

And that you should NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS (Ghostbusters Video Game).

You can ride alligators to get to tunnels. (Frogger)

Money and steak really do grow on trees. (Sims 3)

Some mushrooms know how to drive. (Mario Kart)

Watch out for gorillas! They may hurl a barrel at you! (Donkey Kong)

Some videogames are way overrated. (Halo 3)

I learned that I'm a hero
I learned that I can fly!
And I learned That I look good in a green hat and shirt.

I learned that when you can rip out someones spinal cord and there skull, you can do whatever the fuck you want XD

you can 40 guns and run at the same speed Goldeneye and Duke Nukem 64

OK here are a few:

Anything can be used as ammo(Fallout 3)

No matter how long of a drop you take you can't get hurt(Halo 3)

The cake is a lie(Portal)

Its pronounced &quoteels"(Left4Dead)

If the world only had one kid he would be annoying, blonde, and would be named the adoring fan and everyone would want to kill him(Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion)

Seeing blue sparkles on the edges of walls has nothing to do with your drug overdose(Sly Cooper)

Just because something is called a face hugger does not mean its friendly(Half-Life)

Chainsaws are apparently more useful weapons then assault rifles(Gears of War)

what a "not zombie" looks like(Resident Evil 5)

All your bare are belong to us(Aero Wing...I think)

An actual fair amount of history(tons of different games)

How bad a game can possibly be(Pimp My Ride)

That I can out run the cops(Need for Speed, and GTA4)

If you look down, your legs don't exist. (in most games)

Running over an ammo box will make full magazines appear whenever you're out of bullets in the current one.

If you die you can just start from the last save point.

Faceplanting in lava will send you flying with only a burnt ass (Mario)

You can carry objects that weight up to 10 times your own weight.

you can put on a hat and turn invisable metal or fly
-super mario 64

be careful on who you trust.