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SoulHack117
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I'll start...

You can use a feather to revive some one.

The bigger the blade, the more popular you are.

Its a girl until it talks.

Hair is the most powerful thing in the world, and will never lose its style.

The more hair you have, the stronger you are.

You can use a bottle of strange liquids to completely heal yourself

You can sleep in a Hotel for one night after getting, Slashed, maimed, bludgeoned, shot, burnt, electrified, drowned, frozen, and amputated, and wake up completely fine.

Four people can take on an army.

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jkmadman1
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Hey kirby don't you have a cousin named scott

iWazBord
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When you die there's a screen saying "Game Over".
That you can take 4~8 bullets, heal for 5~10 seconds, and live.
That you flash red when you get injured (LoZ OoT).
That Master Chief says "omg u n00b! yd u tk??!" Online.
That the Cake is a LIE!
Never touch the red flashing thing on the ground.

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You are stronger than any of your enemies.
If you die, you are born again at a checkpoint.
You don't get points for shooting cops.
You can double jump.

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humans although always out tecched out gunned and outmanned always find a way to win a war.....(mostagmes out there)

usually your best friend betrays you
you can take an enless amount of shots as long as the red ring doesn't fill up.....(gow2)
i can sleep at a hotel or eat a hot dog and come out good as new after being stabbed, shot, jumped and put on fire.
I can own lots of houses and never pay rent!(gta sanandreas)
I can drive around a city and see the same person 50 times.
I can walk over ammo and medpacks and be instantly healed.

spiders cant swim........guess which series thats from

GAMES BASED OFF OF MOVIES SUCK

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1. Riding on a jetboard is like riding on a skateboard.

2. Your hair can change color if you gather ki.

3. You can have guns and still not get in trouble.

4. Ghosts exist.

5. Godmode.

6. Unlimited ammo.

7. Walk on water with a creature.

8. Video games do not have real people, they are made up by computer graphics.

TerryLasVegas
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Everyone has an evil twin whose name starts with W (Mario games)

Thyll
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Every uninteresting female will have huge breasts and a head the size of an apple.

_S_K_E_
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Everyone has an evil twin whose name starts with W (Mario games)


So Weach and Wowser?
TheDude42
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GAMES BASED OFF OF MOVIES SUCK

And visa versa.
the_manta
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For each action involving shards of a magical artifact, there is an epical and awesome reaction.

hypoxia
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You can go from near-death to fully fit in a matter of seconds :P

daleksparta
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Everything depends on 7 random objects of power
(Sonic series, Chaos Emeralds to be exact)

AnaLoGMunKy
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I learned how to get angry at pixels, and that pixels have better boobs.

kyocat64
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I've actually learned a lot of vocabulary from playing all the Pokemon games xD

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You can be blown over a huge building, and just spawn in another spot.

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