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Name: Sarlak
Religious Manual/Scripture: word of the oracles is word of god and therefore law. (break any law=death)
Core Belief(s): extremely violent super-zealots. "anything that doesn't believe in Klazi is different and anything different is wrong and they honestly deserve to die" (word of the 3rd oracle)
God(s): Klazi

Sweet!

Name: Moatism
Type: Monotheism
Religious Manual/Scripture: The Holy Scrolls Of Moat
Core Belief(s): Centers around Moat as the holy defender. He's not omniscient, but instead he's rather manipulative. He claims to be some sort of holy defender who created the world, and people believe him. Now, he's considered the sole most powerful being, a god, in the world, and controls everyone's actions(but he's a kind tyrant, if such a thing is possible)
God(s): Moat!

I like it so far!

Guys, lulz are being induced!

This is purely for lolz, not believability.

Name: Universism
Type: Monotheism
Religious Manual/Scripture: The Star Scriptures
Core Belief(s): The pure belief that the universe is an all-moving, all-powerful being that has always existed and controls everyone, that everyone is part of the universe and yet the universe is a single being, with all souls within it.
God(s): Universe

Name: Dentalism
Type: Closed minded Montheism
Religious Manual/Scripture: Pamphlets from dentist offices
Core Belief(s): That all your problems can be solved with a good tooth drilling and quickly filled in by a dentist (Priest) or orthodontist (high priest).
God(s): Toothy the God of Teeth, Plaques the Evil God of Plaque, Drillcules the Half God Half Man son of Toothy, Fillomus the God of Fillings.

^ yes there is more than one god in Dentalism, that's why it's "closed minded Monotheism

I'm pretty sure thats not Monotheism.

Lieutenut, Stalin is right. Needs one god :P

Name: Animalism

Type: Monotheism

Religious Manual/Scripture: Animals footprints

Core Beliefs: That one Monkey god will cure all people and animals health problems (and anorexia for the models).

God: Maca the monkey.

Name: Segerism

Type: Monotheism

Religious Manual/Scripture: The Holy Silver Bullet Book

Core Belief: That Bob Seger is the lord of all tunes and can do anything he wants using music.

God: Bob Seger

aww

Lol, darn, I tried making an excuse cuz I didn't realize I made that mistake till after I posted lol :P

Oh well, I'll wait for when the theme includes more than one god lol

Lietenut, you can probably ask TSL if you can submit another religion.

I'll create my own for the lulz XD

Name: Civil War. . . ism >>.>>

Type: Monotheism

Religious Manual/Scripture: Book of Civil Defiance

Core Belief: That anything can be cured by a civil war. Don't like you neighbor? Start a civil war. Don't like the mayor? Start a civil war, etc.

God: TSL3 the Warlord

Name: Iautomaticallyassumepeoplewhoarereligiousareeasilypersuadedandignorantism
Type: Religious, you retard.
Religious Manual/Scripture: Catcher In The Rye
Core Belief(s): See religion name.
God(s): The Iautomaticallyassumepeoplewhoarereligiousareeasilypersuadedandignorantasaur

Hey ts, I'm gonna post another religion since I messed the first one up lol. ok here goes.

Name: Orgasm
Type: Monotheistic
Religious Manual/Scripture: Playboy
Core Belief: If you follow a strict schedule of one orgasm every 6 hours, you will live forever in the Playboy Mansion. If you break this Covenant you will burn in the self consuming fire of World of Warcraft.
God: Joe Francis (maker of Girls Gone Wild)

-ps, I didn't know the maker of Girls Gone Wild of the top of my head lol, I googled it
God: The Ultimate Ladies Man, Fonz.