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SoulHack117
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This contest is...
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/R4OzXiH-ZfI/AAAAAAAAB5U/skb8Ls9WbeE/s400/homosexual_agenda_2005.jpg

THIS... IS... GAYNESS!

How this works is, be has gay has possible on here, and not get banned. On the 30th, I will judge all the comments on here, and then judge everyone.

The rules of this contest are has follows:

1- No spamming
2- Can only be done in this thread
3- Be gay has possible, without getting banned
4- Do what ever you can do, to be has gay has possible
5- Pictures are Okay, has long has they don't break the rules
6- NO CYBERING! NO ABSOLUTELY NO!
7- Can post in here has many times has you want, but only the most current post will get judged.

(Note: I will try to get a mod to give someone a merit if they win... though I personally believe merits are dumb, and take away from the competition... but hey, this might give some people an incentive to play)

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parrot657
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thorry foth double post, buth I thuddenly started feeling a mythterious ithch on my panths, doeth anyone wanna scratch me *Wink*
Oh-my-god.Jonas Brotherth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bronze
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Shepherd

Can I get the straightest award?

Also, you guys are all copying yourselves, someone needs to be the tough gay that marries the feminine ones.

crimsonblade55
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Also, you guys are all copying yourselves, someone needs to be the tough gay that marries the feminine ones.


You mean the ones that....never mind. Alright well I guess I could try my best attempt at this contest so here it goes:

I'm not homosexual

Thats about as gay as you can get right there(so did I win?)
Klaushouse
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I'm pretty gay

Strop said that to me like, last night, I swear.

I like it so much when it's up there, it's really warm and soft

He said that too, but that might or might not be out of context.

I am pretty gay too, being the powertop in me and strop's relationship.
TSL3_needed
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Hey Klaus, I actually was wondering when you'd come around. Top of page 2 XD

Klaushouse
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Hey Klaus, I actually was wondering when you'd come around. Top of page 2 XD



Aaaaaahahahahaha. Good stuff, only took 15 pages for my gaydar to go off, it's a new record! That's going in my diary!
Strop
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someone needs to be the tough gay that marries the feminine ones.


Like the thoracic surgical registrar who came in to put in the intercostal tube on this guy who had a pneumothorax earlier this arvo (he literally fell off the back of a truck and fractured his ribs on the kerb, so naturally he wound up in emergency). He strutted in with his tight metro shirt and tight pants and fancy tie and fancy gel hairdo and fancy leather briefcase, with biceps and butt clearly on display, putting on his (metro) manly man airs and copping crap for going on about how this was pushing back his visit to the gym.

Then he proceeded to ask me whether I was into surgery (all manly men must do surgery, see), and when I replied non-committally he exclaimed "Are you serious!? Are you a MAN, or a PHYSICIAN!?" And after he'd finished (it wasn't easy), he said to me "did you like that? You gotta be BRUTAL!"

hahahahahahaha. So yeah, I nominate that guy.

p.s. Klaus, you're gay.
SoulHack117
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Hey strop, how's your boytoy~ Eh, friend Cen doin? He got able to get on yet?

(PS: I am gonna strop the lame Strop X Cen jokes, and am gonna do some better comedy)

(PPS: Git 'er done!)

(PPPS: Ya know you're a redneck, when you behave has such.)

(PPPPS: *farts* hahahaha)

(PPPPPS: I~~~ Am~~~ Having the time of my LIFE~~~ and I~ Owe it all to you... Luke~~~)

(PPPPPPS: Any of those good?)

Strop
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(PPS: Git 'er done!)


Isn't that what they say, on, like, stud farms?
Flippin3500
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Uhh, I'm sooo.... French, and GAY! I think the OP is a silly goose. hehe (Silly Goose is one of our (my boyfriend and I) sex nick names. Mine is the Baguette Lover.) Well, I hope you little kiddies have a wonderful time with this thread. Just ask me if you want some gay pointers. Welp, I'm off to go get my nails done. Bye sweeties!

Flippin3500
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Oh, here's my boyfriend. He's a horse. (I'M INTO THAT KINDA THING!) He likes to take it all off for me. :]

BACK OFF KLAUS!
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a268/dongstyle_ltd/Not%20photos/ninjamask.jpg

Moabarmorgamer
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Gay Moat: Really? You all think I have a-won? I'm flattered! It'th an honor. *hops up and down in joy*
Straight Moat: Somebody help me! Get me out of here! Something!

SoulHack117
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*hands Straight Jonny a gun*

Ya know what to do...

SoulHack117
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Ya know, I think Strop wins this contest... >_>

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs39/300W/f/2008/326/6/f/What_a_ninja_does_in_private___by_strawpony.jpg

Cenere
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Was going to ignore this (Since Soulhack selfpwned earlier), but

Ya know, I think Strop wins this contest... >_>

Uhm, I think you are confusing "gay" and "crossdressing/Transvestites". Short dress/lingerie is not the same as being gay, as transvestites often is straight, but simply likes wearing women's clothes.
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