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SoulHack117
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This contest is...
(all rights reserved by respective owner...)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/R4OzXiH-ZfI/AAAAAAAAB5U/skb8Ls9WbeE/s400/homosexual_agenda_2005.jpg

THIS... IS... GAYNESS!

How this works is, be has gay has possible on here, and not get banned. On the 30th, I will judge all the comments on here, and then judge everyone.

The rules of this contest are has follows:

1- No spamming
2- Can only be done in this thread
3- Be gay has possible, without getting banned
4- Do what ever you can do, to be has gay has possible
5- Pictures are Okay, has long has they don't break the rules
6- NO CYBERING! NO ABSOLUTELY NO!
7- Can post in here has many times has you want, but only the most current post will get judged.


(Note: I will try to get a mod to give someone a merit if they win... though I personally believe merits are dumb, and take away from the competition... but hey, this might give some people an incentive to play)

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SoulHack117
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Anyone else think that Moat could make a REALLY good psychological thriller about a insane homosexual killer?

firetail_madness
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Is this supposed to be some sort of convo?

thisisnotanalt
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*hides LGBT society donation check*

*hides NAMBLA donation check*

Hey, want thome thcones? I baked them to look like that thpecial thing we all know and love! ^_^

I wanna open a wine and cheese shop in Than Fran. Anyone wanna help me out?

Tonyo012
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anybody like wham?


http://troglopundit.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/wham_wideweb__470x3890.jpg

thisisnotanalt
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I don't need to snack on a pickle. The Hamburglar already messed with my fries today.

Moabarmorgamer
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Gay Moat:

I wanna open a wine and cheese shop in Than Fran. Anyone wanna help me out?

Why thertainly! Although I was thinking of opening a haberdasher as well. All thothe men coming in...getting to dreth them. That picthure maketh me feel all tingly! And yeth, I would love to thample one of your cookieth, alt! *sucks on cookie*
Straight Moat: Cmon manta! We gotta run! I feel myself being pulled back into the unsanity of the gay Moat's body! We need to go RIGHT NOW! Pedobear is catching up!
the_manta
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Real Manta: Noes! Let's gooo already!

Come back here you sexy scumbag! ...Wait. Keep running. Jump around some. Get all sweaty for me.

Real Manta: What?! But I don't... And I'm wearing... Augh!

Don't hide it! You want me! You want to experim-

Real Manta: *Stabs gay assailant* *Runs through dark hallway*
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Message from Poison: I'm sawwy, guys! I just can't watch desperate Houswives with you! I'll miss you! |_^

Tonyo012
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Message from Poison: I'm sawwy, guys! I just can't watch desperate Houswives with you! I'll miss you! |_^


To tell u the truth i dont think desperate housewives is gay.
Perslos
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Like, oh my god, so I was like, heading over to the YMCA (ooh, dirty me!) when I came across the most gorgeous, yummy guy I had ever seen! So I went up to him, and he was like, totally married. I mean, I felt, like, so totally disappointed and all; so then, I just when home and cried.


Actually fail.
Moabarmorgamer
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Straight Moat: NOOOOO!*is sucked back into gay moat body*
Gay Moat: Tho, like, I wath watching One Tree Hill...Chad Michael Murray, you know, and thuddenly, I tharted to change. I felt...thtraight. For the firtht time in my life, I wath thtraight. He wath abthorbed into me. And then...I kithed a girl. I felt tho dirty afterwardth! It totally affected my karma. I mean, how can two different genderth really pleath each other?
Straight Moat: Oh God. Please let me go back to the dark tunnel. I may have been running with a semi aquatic kickboxer, being chased by a homosexual teddy bear, but God, at least I wasn't here!

Moabarmorgamer
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Thorry. Let me adjuth my potherth.
The Jo Broth! Gotta love em.
Omg...thith pithure...tho funny!
http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af170/JJnapper/What-1.gif

hitmanvp95
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Thorry. Let me adjuth my potherth.
The Jo Broth! Gotta love em.
Omg...thith pithure...tho funny!


we' ve got a winner right here!lol
HoodHulk58
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we' ve got a winner right here!lol


LOL he's won im my book lol
quickshift
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I agree moat should win.. lol

parrot657
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Moat wins. Period . XD. This is the most stupid yet hillarious thread I have ever seen on my life XD.

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