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ilovemoney249
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If i had an extra arm, i would use it to pick my nose while playing shooters!

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FloydTC
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I'd have an extra C**k.


that would just be twice as much work for your vas deferens.
Blobman
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I like having a tail. Tails are cool.

Blobman
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Sorry. I mean I'D like having tail. Tails are cool.

FloydTC
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why would you want a tail? theyd get caught in the door, they would be hard to keep clean, and they would just be overall hell. but I guess they make you look somewhat cool.

Matty360
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Maybe an eye on my hand. It reminds me of this weird TV show that nerds watch >.>

German3945
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you can control your tail, floydTC.

they would help a LOT while doing work, you could use it to shift while you are driving, or take a drink from a cup without taking your hands off the steering wheel. you could use it to HANG OFF OF TREES. how fucking awesome is that?

a tail would be kickass.

I'd have an extra C**k

the kimono dragon, along with two other lizards in this world, have two members. pretty nice thing to have.
that would just be twice as much work for your vas deferens.

actually, they aren't used at the same time. so when you get older, there's no reproductive problems. that's an absolutely astonishing evolutionary feat. being able to reproduce, no matter how old you are? darwin would shit his pants.
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a very small eye on one of my finger nails, so I could see what's going on in all directions of me

German3945
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fucking. genius. with that idea, i think i'd get a tail with an eye at the end. not only can i control my tail, now i can use it to help grab the things i need.

although that is TWO extra body parts.... maybe i'll just have an eye on my ass.

supercoo222
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I'd have a jet attached to my arm! FLYIN PWNS!

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Hmmm, having another body part is a very interesting concept. If the body part was just as coordinated as any other limb, meaning it was dead or anything, I would probably want to have another arm. I don't know.

FloydTC
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Id have a second brain. the one I have doesnt do very much.

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I'd go with another arm; It would just be the most convenient to have. Any other limb would likely be a hindrance. For example: 3 legs, how would that help you at all? >.>

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For example: 3 legs, how would that help you at all?


You could run faster with more legs. Ever notice how four-legged animals run so much faster than two-legged ones?
jkmadman1
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not all 4 legged animals are fast and i'd have an eagle eye and ear so i can hear the people mocking.

VoteSocialist
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I wanna grow a hotdruger.

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