I'm at an idea block, but not a writing one - so give requests for stories (fiction & historical fiction, please, as they're my best genres) and I'll write them up. I'm going to bed now, so expect some postages at around 3:30 tomorrow.
Welll... more or less. I expected that you'd write a villanelle but I didn't expect it to be your Colony fanfiction (more on that later) for obvous reasons that you stated.
Personally, I find villanelle to be a difficult form of poetry, particularly for telling a coherent story.
That sounded vaguely like a Bruce Almighty ref. You should ttly write an epic tale about a foldaway plastic spork that falls in love with a knife, runs away from it's home in south spoonsville, and goes on some pointless adventure.
Yay! Well...you asked for requests. That wasn't the type of request you were aiming for, but hey! It's still a request. Poison was right; that did sound like Bruce Almighty. Lol.