I distract you by telling you that this should be in Forum Games, then get 100 drill sargeants to carry the hill over to my place, one chunk of sod at a time. The hill is mine!
I get a army of 100000000000000000000000000000001 troops with a weapon what can kill pepole from anywhere and they guard my hill and guard me even above me and they work for nothing and don't need anything to live they just live and I have all the food and water under neath me and they dont mind me having the food and water the 1 troop at the end always gets me enough food and water the hill is mine ... FOREVER !