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Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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I accept the fact that I had to sacrifice a whole Saturday banned for whatever it was I did wrong. But, I think you're crazy to make me write an thread telling you who I think I am. You see me as you want to see me: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what I've found out is that each part of me is a brain. And an athlete. And a basket case. A princess. And a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Klausfast Club

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Strop
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Bard

You just said it yourself, sex is a weapon, you use it to get respect!

Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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Nomad

I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either. I'm a nymphomaniac.

Strop
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Bard

I didn't mean it that way, you guys are putting words into my mouth!!!

*sobs*

Klaushouse
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Nomad

You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to take that?

The next time you cry in here I'm crackin' skulls.

Strop
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Bard

I don't wanna get into this with you man, because I'd kill you. It's real simple... I'd kill you and your f***ing parents would sue me and it would be a big mess and I don't care about you enough to bother.

Klaushouse
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Nomad

I don't think that from a legal standpoint what you're gonna do can be construed as rape/homicide, since I paid you.

Strop
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Bard

Know why I'm here today? Do you? I'm here because Mr. McNeely found a banhammer in the locker...

Klaushouse
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I trolled the forums, yeah that was me. If you know AG then you know how horrible it is. And when I trolled all the kids went nuts. And the bizzare thing is that I did it for the mods. I tortured these poor kids because I wanted you guys to think that I was cool. You're always going off about how when you guys were just normal users and all the wild things you guys used to do. And I got the feeling that you guys were disappointed that I never cut loose on anyone, right? So I'm sitting in the lockeroom and I'm trolling 4chan and a couple of kids show upon AG. And their kinda, their kinda stupid. Weak. And I started thinkin' about you mods, and your attitude about, about newbs. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of them and started flaming them. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on. And afterwards, when I'm sitting in my room, all I could think about was those kids' fathers and them having to go home and explain what happened to them. And the humiliation - the f**king humiliation they must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and you mods. God, I f**king hate you. You're all like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.

*cries*

Zega
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Zega
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Highschool kidzzz.

*turns into moderator*
Strop, take it to profiles.

Strop
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Strop
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Bard

What was that? You think I don't understand pressure, Klaus? Well f*** you! F*** you!

Strop
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Strop
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Bard

Zega: this thread remains here, because is a cultural monument. Unfortunately, you're ten years too early to understand it.

Klaushouse
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Nomad

Want pressure? Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor. Anytime you're ready, pal.

Strop
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Bard

Please, why're you being so nice to me?

Klaushouse
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Nomad

You have a nice personality and a cool car... although I'd probably have to ride in the backseat because your nuts would ride shotgun.

Strop
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Bard

Don't forget I'm a good dancer too :P

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