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Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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I accept the fact that I had to sacrifice a whole Saturday banned for whatever it was I did wrong. But, I think you're crazy to make me write an thread telling you who I think I am. You see me as you want to see me: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what I've found out is that each part of me is a brain. And an athlete. And a basket case. A princess. And a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Klausfast Club

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German3945
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I wish i was forced to write a topic on who I think I am. I would rock the shit out of that.

also, decent work.

Graham
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Graham
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whatta weird sentence...

i think i'm Graham, and i think you're Klaushouse. the labelling of your personality traits would be bout impossible considering the list of 10,000 instincts alone coupled with only biased things to say about yourself.. you are you, i am me, let's keep it that way.

Strop
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Oh Klaushouse, weren't your parents always using you to get back at each other...

Well wouldn't I be absolutely outstanding in that capacity?

Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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You think you're funny? You think this is cute? You think you're "bitchin," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at yourself - you're a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit yourself in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny you are.

Strop
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Sir, I think Klaushouse here is interested in pursuing a career in janitorial endeavours.

Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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What do you care what I do anyways? I don't even count... Right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I might as well not even exist in this forum, remember?

Strop
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A naked blond walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bar- tender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...

Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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*BAM* *CRASH* *BOOM*

Strop falls through the roof, as he was hounding for brownies. Because he is... a brownie hound.
Why was that door to the brownies closed? WHY WAS IT CLOSED?

Freakenstein
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Strop, do you even know the punchline to that joke? Because I wanna know (._.)

Oh, and if I'm ruining the conversation, just tell me XD

Strop
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Strop
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Can you describe the ruckus, Klaushouse?

Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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Well, it was caused by the drugs in your underwear.

Strop
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Strop
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Yo, waistoid, you're not blazing up in here.

SoulHack117
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>_> something about this topic both arouses me, and disturbs me...

Freakenstein
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This is gold right here: a regular member and a mod both exchanging heated witty remarks to each other in a thread with no particular topic at hand. How can it get better than this?

Klaushouse
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Klaushouse
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You know what I got for Christmas? I got a carton of drugs. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Klaus." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay? I'm blazing.

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