Forums → The Tavern → How is babby formed?

*whispers in mantas ear*

So after the mommy and daddy unicorn wait for 9 months, the baby magically appeared.

But sadly, the baby got hit by a horn while a ppearing, and the apecies faded.

Wjhen mommy and daddy love each other very much, they order pizza and have dinner with the stork. Then, they buy the baby.

So yes. All you are to your parents is a monetary debt.

Wjhen mommy and daddy love each other very much, they order pizza and have dinner with the stork. Then, they buy the baby.

If babby is stolen from storky, then babby grow up to be bad babby.

If babby is stolen from storky, then babby grow up to be bad babby.

Urm, wow. Lol.

Storky is dangerous though. Sometimes, storky put bomb in babby. IF babby haz bomb, babby will explode when babby hits puberteh. That make mommy and daddy sad.

(FTR, I can't believe I just said that too, lol)

That make mommy and daddy sad.

Eahm..
*whispers in manta's ear*
And so, the momma gets really fat and swollen because of love. So, nine months later, they take her to the hospital to lose the weight, and when they do that, they give her a baby!

Obviously this is a joke from a conversation carried to the forums. . . .

Here's how human babby gets made:

Male sticks noodle in female hole.

(skips several steps)

Female is pregnant.

I just had to ruin it :P

TSL, it was made as a tribute to a stupid yahoo answers question.

Richard walks into his garage and douses it with a special baby-growing fertilizer. Nine months later, a baby is born (or it gets killed inside the garage).

Alt gets ten points.

This would be it.

Felt the need to. I honestly hoped SOMEONE would get the reference.

OOOHHHkay. I get it. . . .

Well, I still felt the need to ruin the fun :P

This thread is hilarious. . . .

Wow.. Me scared of Storky now. me's find new way to gets child. (Ok, enough weird talk)

I'm laughing my brains out guys!

Bill jacks off on a wall and then comes back to that exact wall 9 months later to find a baby.