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13? Alt is a player.

fst6 i watched the link, it was hilarious.

A male and female has sex together.

*Whispers to manta*

First you put you **** in side a ******, and then you ********* in side the ******, and then 9 months later, the baby gets pushed out of the ******.

Wellll....once upon a time there was a guy. And he was bored. So he decided to reproduce. So he went for a walk and found a nice pretty girl.

Then, he found a magic carrot, which they bit from either end. Then, they had to wait 9 months while using special fertiliser onto the girls stomach to make it grow.

(I got the ref too)

Alright, well...

You have a man and a women. They live together in a house. They arouse each other by doing "things" for each other, such as bringing home the paycheck (man) and vacuming (woman), if you know what I mean. After they do those things for each other, and when there is nothing on TV, the man calls his wife from the kitchen into the living room. He then tells her to make him a sandwich. When she comes back with a sandwich, there is a chance she is pregnant. If she doesn't come back with a sandwich, she is sterile. That's when the man teaches her a lesson by sla... (oh wait, PG13)... ummm... by teaching the woman a lesson. Usually, women learn their lesson, make the man the sandwich he taught her to make... and poof! She is pregnant. Then a baby pops out of her but.

So if you ever get hungry and you ask your mom to make you a sandwich, be carefull! There's a chance you will get her pregnant if she makes you one. You don't want her pooping out your baby!

Ummmmm.
*whispers in to whoever is near*

Ok now here is were babby comes from. On a dark and sto, (mom calls)....<.<.... On a dark and stormy night a bird flew into a womans window. Now women know that the only way to have a baby is if a special bird flys into thier room and.... (deleted scenes)... the after 9-9-09 passes a new baby will form. (strechs) Now thats how babys are formed. Enjoy the movie their making.

A male and female has sex together.

Wow Zega, just put it right out there don't you?

good thing everyone here is/should be 13+.
because you have to be that old to make an account.

ok think a baker and an oven...............................later...................then he pulls the bread out and wala baby

Remember, your mind is NOT healthy if you can make a sexual reference to everything around you!

I was quoting pacora up there^^ but I forgot the whole quotation marks part.

I wasn't talking to you, it was a warning to... Everyone.

Wow...