here are some chuck norris jokes from a book i got for christmas. when an episode of walker,texas ranger aired in france,the frence surrendered to chuck norris to be on the safe side.
chuck norris is strong enough to punch through steel,yet delicate enough to cradle a newborn to sleep.
chuck norris can fit five billard balls in his mouth.
chuck norris eats pencils and markers for breakfast and s hits out masterpieces.
chuck norris once shot down a german plane down with his finger by pointing at it and yelling,bang
chuck norriswas the first person to tame a dinosuar.
chuck norris's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because chuck norris does not take s hit from anyone.
chuck norris's heart beats once a week.
chuck norris would hit that.
chuck norris just pissed your pants.
chuck norris only lives by one rule:no asian chicks.
when chuck norris was denied a MCgriddle at MCdonaldsbecause it was 10:35,he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it bacame a wendy's.
chuck norris invented babies because he got tired of eating the same old thing.
chuck norris can make the kessel run in less than ten parsecs.
chuck norris doesn't believe in germany.
for chuck norris,pimping is easy.
chuck norris makes onions cry.
chuck norris eats coal and s hits diamonds.
chuck norris f ucked your wife while you were out of town on a buisiness trip.tough s hit.
thats only a few chuck norris jokes i got.i have about four hundred more.i tell the in a couple of days.