hi,guys just keep making more jokes here's three to start you off:-Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass............ At night.- Chuck Norris makes cars look both ways before they cross the road.-There is no such thing as tornadoes Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
well i have 1million of them but here goes ill give you 4 -if you had 5 dollars and Chuck Norris had 5 dollars chuck Norris would have more then you- Chuck Norris does not need a silencer he just tells his gun to be quiet- there's not such thing as a lesbian only a woman who hasn't met Chuck Norris- chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there's no protection from Chuck Norris
In a battle of suprman and batman who would win?chuck norris
chuck norris walked down the street with a massive 3rectionthere were no survivors
Chuck norris passed his S.A.T. by answering one questin...Name____________
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands... Now they're just called the Islands.
Chuck norris dosen't have a shadow because it ran away, but nothing gets away from chuck norris. he taught his shadow a lessonChuck norris is the only person who can get shade from his own shadow.
Chuck Norris can lick both his elbows .................................................... at the same time
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills at once. They made him blink.
chuck norris hid the pack of pickled peppers peter piper picked
How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?............. all of it.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down...
supercoo222 and karoc those are from people earlier like the secon one was when chuck norris does a push-up and karocs # 3 is done by supercoo222 already. So just be cautious of wich ones your doing
Another is Chuck Norris always donates blood to the blood bank but just never his own.
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