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marioman327
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Ask away in here. Before you all go accusing me of being some loser, just don't. I know I'm not the girl master, but I do know a lot about them, why they do certain things that they do, so on and so forth. So don't be shy =D

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ShylaGirl92
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How can I sexually satisfy them if they are so anatomically different?


lol, all my friends ask me that .... just do what comes to your mind first. thats the best thing you can do, go by how she likes it to, and just ask her what she likes, that works to.

oh and I hope u are 4real bout this qustion and im not making myself look like a fool, and if you are joking I will hunt you down, and smack you up side the head.... lol
windshift
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oh and I hope u are 4real bout this qustion and im not making myself look like a fool, and if you are joking I will hunt you down, and smack you up side the head.... lol

No I'm being completely serious. I mean I have plenty of friends who are girls but I would rather ask this childrens forum about them.

Mmmmmm skippydedoooya.


all my friends ask me that .... just do what comes to your mind first

That would be: MAKE IT LAST AS LONG AS I CAN OH CRAP 10 SECONDS

-.-

MageGrayWolf
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lol, all my friends ask me that .... just do what comes to your mind first. thats the best thing you can do,


Okay I'm going to need a car battery, about a pounds of liquid chocolate, a can of whip cream, three midgets, and a monkey.

In all seriousness though I think this is actually a good question.
ShylaGirl92
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most the time girls want it to last longer to, and most the time girls want the same thing at the guy they are wit.

In all seriousness though I think this is actually a good question.


yea it is a good guestion, but strange to ask on a kinds game site.
windshift
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yea it is a good guestion, but strange to ask on a kinds game site.

It sounds like a heterosexual question. *hint*

It isn't. It actually is rather rhetorical. Just think about it.

I guess nobody got it.

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Ok, I have a problem. My brother told me that to get her attention when I was talking to my friends and she walked past to say "I'd tap that!" loud enough so she'd hear me. So anyways, I tried it today with the girl I like and she came over and slapped me. What did I do wrong?

MageGrayWolf
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Ok, I have a problem. My brother told me that to get her attention when I was talking to my friends and she walked past to say "I'd tap that!" loud enough so she'd hear me. So anyways, I tried it today with the girl I like and she came over and slapped me. What did I do wrong?

I'd say the first thing you did wrong was you listened to your brother.

PossibleInstability
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I'd say the first thing you did wrong was you listened to your brother.


What? Why? He's really nice. Plus he has a girlfriend so i figure he knows more than you do.
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(PS: I am getting tired of saying this, but I am a guy, I just liked the ladies hat over the lord one )
>_> I really feel like I am gonna get made fun of, but I am 25, and my current girlfriend is rather... shut off.

My question is, "How do I get her to be more open with me?"

Might as well ask a girl about it.

trayzrulz
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Don't be offended PossibleInstability, I'm sure your brother is quite nice. But all girls are different, and it is not right to say that "I'd tap that" would impress every girl. Some girls would definitely be offended by that as they see themselves as a person, not an object, and saying "you'd tap that" could be seen as objectifying her. Some girls might find it quite flattering...but definitely not all. Be careful what you say as everyone interprets things differently.

trayzrulz
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I dunno what you've tried SoulHack...but maybe you could take her out to a nice dinner as just ask whats been on her mind in a caring yet inquisitive way. Another idea could be to make up some sort of a game, that you guys have to share your inner thoughts with each other.

SoulHack117
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Think I haven't tried that? I have spent over 200$ taking her out, and half of the week trying to get her to open up...

*sigh* I guess I will just let this blow over...

trayzrulz
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Hey--in my defense... I said "I duno what you've done." I just wanted to throw out some basics. I'm not a dating genius, but I am quite willing to help you. If you don't mind sharing, how long have you been dating and were the two of you very open before?

Susshoumaru1
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Google

trayzrulz
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I am sure he tried that Susshoumaru... but erm--thanks for contribution...

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