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pounder19
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Nomad

Hi im just wondering why I always get chased by animals while riding my bike(especialy dogs) I dont bother them but they always chase me.Now I only go riding bikes with my friends and iv'e taken a likeing to skateboarding.I also get chased by girls at school. It is so annoying!

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ilovemoney249
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Cause your a chick and animal magnet, duh......

You have special powers to attract animals AND women, you must be very proud!

pounder19
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Nomad

if you put it like that than yes, yes i am. Next time I will let them catch me and see what happens. Thanks

Google567
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Because they think you are a moving threat to their property.

ilovemoney249
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Nomad

if you put it like that than yes, yes i am. Next time I will let them catch me and see what happens. Thanks


I am glad dis helped
pounder19
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Nomad

thats also a possibility.I will stay away from them

Blu3sBr0s
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Nomad

Dogs chase cars too.

You're about as special as a car.

Which everyone has.

You're not very special. =P

pounder19
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Nomad

or not i will not let the dogs catch me just the girls

compaq7550
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Nomad

Dogs think you're a threat all the time, they seem to think everything is their property >.>

chu
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If a dog lifts it's leg up near u, run away. If a girl does the same thing, ur pretty cool/awesome, just like me! U win, the best prize of all!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I also get chased by girls at school


No one belives you.

And why do they chase you? Becuse you run. stand still, and they will not chase you.
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Peasant

Seriously, dogs like to chase things that run (And so do girls occasionally). If you stand still and yell "no!" at them when they start growling or barking or whatever, they should leave you alone.

FryLock19
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Are you black?

Graham
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Nomad

you stole my cookie, didn't you?

CONFESS!

FryLock19
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I bet he did. He couldn't of stole Ernie's cookie, he went to hell.

playaholic
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well,this is a rookie's detective work...where should we start?

what does animals and girls like?

wait,you should know why the girls are chasing you right?

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