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TheWhiteStripe
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Since there are Catholic and Aethiest threads i fugured Hey what about jews? the point of this topic is to talk about the Torah what you have learned from it, and Jewish holidays, like Yom Kippur.

Please
No Spamming
Keep on topic
no trolling and or flaming

And anybody may join the conversation but they will be referred to as Goyans. I'll begin,
What have you learned from Yom Kippur?

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FryLock19
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I love that too!

TheWhiteStripe
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hmph fine if noone understands how the joke is offensive then i won't explain, and Fry or whoever asked who says bacon is the opposite of bagels, the arabics.

thisisnotanalt
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Well, we can't understand something unless you explain it.

So, by refusing to explain it, you refuse to enlighten us, making our ignorance to the offensiveness of bagel jokes perpetual until you intervene.

deserteagle
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I like bagels. I like Noah's Bagels.

@ Lt. : Well this kid at my school who's dad is white and his mom is I think Japanese and he looks very Asian. My apologizes.

Lieutenut
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ya most kids who are half asian look asian for some reason xD I got lucky and just got the nice skin and no chest/back hair .... well hopefully that has yet to be seen xD

TheWhiteStripe
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Fine can we all just stop posting in this topic and just let it die because obviously the big commotion is about what other religions think, and alt that's a good point. ugh.... my first topic ever has failed at least it got 4 pages lol

FryLock19
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So what? He got his mom's genes, what's so funny about that? I know black kids who have white dads (and on one occasion,a white mom too). He acts white, wonder why. Oh, and he listens to Christian rock. And he hates rap.

deserteagle
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I got lucky and just got the nice skin and no chest/back hair .... well hopefully that has yet to be seen xD


You mean nice white skin that sunburns really bad. (Irish have some of the highest rates of skin cancer.) Really? you don't have black hair on your head/face?
Lieutenut
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oh no I meant I got the nice ASIAN skin my bad :P

thisisnotanalt
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Well, now it has 5 pages.

deserteagle
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*looks at your pic* From the pic which you gave me; you look very white to me.

Lieutenut
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and this is a big page

TheWhiteStripe
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Why don't we get on an actual jewish topic? lol

Lieutenut
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aw nvm it didn't work

and by Asian skin I meant sort of tan, and easy to tan and never gotten sunburn once in my lifetime

irl, for some reason that pic doesn't do me justice I have tanner skin, but still not REALLY tan or even californian tan, just.... sort of tan lol

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@WhiteStripe:

Maybe you should post a question for discussion; we went from bagles to Catholic Jews to five pages of random posts. I would make a question, but I don't know much about Jewish faith. I know they follow the Old Testament of my religion, but I also heard a lot of different things I didn't expect from other Jews.

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