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thisisnotanalt
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This class is based on one of the four attributes.

Apathy (passive ability)

Stop caring. Take 2/3/4/5% less physical damage.

Level 5

Dismiss (starting move)

Stop acknowledging an enemy. The adversaries' emotional sadness deals to it damage equivalent to 123% of your instinct. also applies the Ignored debuff, causing it to feel lonely and receive 0% less healing from all sources.

CD: 0

Indifference** (starting move)

**will only affect enemy if it has the Ignored debuff

Shock the ignored enemy with your vast capacity not to care about him or her. Deals 200% of your strength as damage.

CD: 2
Focus cost: 20

Stoner Form

Turn into a trippin' stoner, and lose 30 focus. Gain 40% defense from all elements and get a 3% speed increase. Lasts two turns.

Level 5, CD: 3
Focus cost: 25

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firetail_madness
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Learn to use BB code.
Also, what attribute, and what typing is this based on?

thisisnotanalt
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I know how to use

BBCode


I was just bored.

It's based on instinct and strength.

And half the moves are supposed to be useless. It's the point of the class >:P

And it's based on offense and buffing self.
firetail_madness
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It's based on instinct and strength.


Should only be one, too hard to even up both.
thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

Nuhuh.

Lies.

firetail_madness
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Fine.
I'll make an ability for this class.

Spam
(CD: 0, Use: 8, 0 Focus)

If the enemy is a mod you instantly die. If they are not, this attack does nothing.

EpiKc
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Anti-Ban Hammer
Level 123 Passive effect

Increases speed by 123%.

Armourknight
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Long title..
Anyway..
Overflow
Level 300 Passive Effect

Every time you spam, you gain 6000 HP and the enemy loses 6000 HP.

zarco
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Kick Out
CD:99, Use:1, Cost: Mod-ness
Kick out thisisnotanalt for making a spam class, stunning him forever.

Armourknight
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Hire
CD: 99 Use:1 Cost: Mod-ness

Hire Thisisnotalt again from Kickout.

zarco
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zarco
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Nomad

Why would you use that ability?

thisisnotanalt
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Sorry, but this isn't a spam class. If you can't detect the underlying metaphor & criticisms in this thread, then you don't have business kicking me out or whining about the thread.

Facepalm

Express your utter annoyance after a tremendous failure from an enemy/zarco. Deals damage to self and target equal to 400% of your strength.


CD: 0

Level 1

Cost: 0 focus

zarco
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I know it's a joke but its spam nonetheless. its keeping worthwhile posts, like my classes that you spammed, off the 1st page so noone sees em and they see... this.

thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

I didn't spam any of your threads. I pposted in one of them in a mocking fashion.

It isn't spam.

I think it's pretty obvious I know more about the AG definition of spam then you do - this isn't spam, it's a satirical take on a fad in this section. It's only illegitimate when you say it is. >.<

In fact, YOU'RE the one spamming MY class by trying to keep it offtopic.
Yawn

Stun yourself for one turn and temporarily double focus.

CD: 4

Focus: 20

Level: 5

_S_K_E_
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_S_K_E_
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Ban
Passive

Die randomly.

thisisnotanalt
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See? SKE gets it.

/b/tard Form

Turn into a lifeless /b/tard! Spend all day posting unrelated pictures and lolcats on a perv's lulz board. Gain a 6% increase to everything for 3 turns, then a 9% increase for another 5 turns.

CD: 19
Focus: 77
Level 7

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