This class is based on one of the four attributes.
Apathy (passive ability)
Stop caring. Take 2/3/4/5% less physical damage.
Level 5
Dismiss (starting move)
Stop acknowledging an enemy. The adversaries' emotional sadness deals to it damage equivalent to 123% of your instinct. also applies the Ignored debuff, causing it to feel lonely and receive 0% less healing from all sources.
CD: 0
Indifference** (starting move)
**will only affect enemy if it has the Ignored debuff
Shock the ignored enemy with your vast capacity not to care about him or her. Deals 200% of your strength as damage.
CD: 2 Focus cost: 20
Stoner Form
Turn into a trippin' stoner, and lose 30 focus. Gain 40% defense from all elements and get a 3% speed increase. Lasts two turns.
Sorry, but this isn't a spam class. If you can't detect the underlying metaphor & criticisms in this thread, then you don't have business kicking me out or whining about the thread.
Facepalm
Express your utter annoyance after a tremendous failure from an enemy/zarco. Deals damage to self and target equal to 400% of your strength.
I know it's a joke but its spam nonetheless. its keeping worthwhile posts, like my classes that you spammed, off the 1st page so noone sees em and they see... this.
I didn't spam any of your threads. I pposted in one of them in a mocking fashion.
It isn't spam.
I think it's pretty obvious I know more about the AG definition of spam then you do - this isn't spam, it's a satirical take on a fad in this section. It's only illegitimate when you say it is. >.<
In fact, YOU'RE the one spamming MY class by trying to keep it offtopic. Yawn
Stun yourself for one turn and temporarily double focus.
Turn into a lifeless /b/tard! Spend all day posting unrelated pictures and lolcats on a perv's lulz board. Gain a 6% increase to everything for 3 turns, then a 9% increase for another 5 turns.