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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

This class is based on one of the four attributes.

Apathy (passive ability)

Stop caring. Take 2/3/4/5% less physical damage.

Level 5

Dismiss (starting move)

Stop acknowledging an enemy. The adversaries' emotional sadness deals to it damage equivalent to 123% of your instinct. also applies the Ignored debuff, causing it to feel lonely and receive 0% less healing from all sources.

CD: 0

Indifference** (starting move)

**will only affect enemy if it has the Ignored debuff

Shock the ignored enemy with your vast capacity not to care about him or her. Deals 200% of your strength as damage.

CD: 2
Focus cost: 20

Stoner Form

Turn into a trippin' stoner, and lose 30 focus. Gain 40% defense from all elements and get a 3% speed increase. Lasts two turns.

Level 5, CD: 3
Focus cost: 25

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Nomad

Secret Power
Level 1 ABILITY
Costs 0 focus.
No CD.

Kill your enemies, teammates have nothing to do so they kill you!

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Farmer

Moderator Stamp of Approval

Get the stamp of moderatory approval. Increase defense (especially against temperamental spam-accusers) by 70/80/90/100% for 2 turns.

CD: 5

Focus: 24

ryonic
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Nomad

Nuke

Passive


Takes half your health at the beginning of the battle, all healing abilities are 50% less effective. At sometime of the battle a random nuke comes and kills everyone UNLESS you are applying the one and only shield possible,


SOLID POOP

CD : ???

Focus : 0

level ???

This shield will protect you from the nuke. Lasts 99 turns. (Has 1% of killing you with the stink)

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Division
CD:1 Focus:0 HP
It divides you into 10 pieces, dividing your total health into ten. Then all the ten pieces have 10% of your HP and they have more to kill.

Side effect: You explode after 5 turns.

ryonic
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Nomad

Eat fried chickens

CD : 9217489234

Focus 0


You are obsessed with fried chickens!!! You can't stop eating them!!!

Strength + 999 million
Speed - 999 million

Since you can't stop eating them, you cannot attack. But your fatness has got your all your defences + 999 million. Lasts 99 turns. At the last turn you ate so much you couldn't take it anymore so you pooped all the fried chickens at the ZPCIs (including the ambassador) Now the world is at peace once again.

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Blacksmith

Drop Book From Bookshelf
(CD: 12, Use: 1, 50 Focus)

Attack the enemy with the book for 50% of your strength. The velocity causes the bookshelf to tip over and fall on your enemy, damaging them for 500% of your strength. However, you fall off the bookshelf, dealing damage to yourself equal to 150% of your speed.

Armourknight
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Run Away!
CD:99 Use:1 100 Focus 80% of your HP drained

Your speed is increased 40000%. Lasts for 15 turns. Although, every now and then, this multiplies the damage done on you by 1000%.

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Nomad

Obesity
Level 1 passive ability

Increases defenses by 150% but decreases speed by 20%. Increases health by 50%.

robotking98
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Nomad

Shotgun
Level 1337 Ability

Take out your good ol' shotgun and destroy everything in sight, 99% chance of killing yourself by holding the gun the wrong way.

ryonic
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Nomad

Nut kick

Level 1029 ability

Runs up to the opponent and kicks their nutz. Dealing 1337% strength as damage.

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