Here's how it is. I post some Monty Python songs and you tell me which ones are better. KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE:
We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragma looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot.
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pen--
"That's... that's enough music for now lads, *** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."
Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!" Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!" When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("no!" Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!" And gallantly he chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!" to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!" Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin! ("I never!"
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away:
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pen--
"That's... that's enough music for now lads, *** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."
Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!" Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!" When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("no!" Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!" And gallantly he chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!" to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!" Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin! ("I never!"
ANSWER WHICH ONE'S THE BEST, AND SUGGEST MORE SONGS FOR MY NEXT POSTS.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's OK He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I skip and jump I love to press wild flow'rs I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...) I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papar (He cuts down trees...) (He's a lumberjack...)
Because I am here I will chose the song SPAM. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life is better though. (I know they did not write it).
SPAM is in the first list of songs I put out. But here's Always Look on the Bright Side of Life:
Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And...
Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle]
If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And...
Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle]
For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,...
Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle]
Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And...
Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle]
