Here's how it is. I post some Monty Python songs and you tell me which ones are better. KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE:
We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of the Round Table, Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphragma looooooot. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, Between our quests we sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot.
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pen--
"That's... that's enough music for now lads, *** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."
Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!" Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!" When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("no!" Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!" And gallantly he chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!" to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!" Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin! ("I never!"
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away:
Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pen--
"That's... that's enough music for now lads, *** there's dirty work afoot*** ???."
Brave Sir Robin ran away. ("No!" Bravely ran away away. ("I didn't!" When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ("no!" Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about ("I didn't!" And gallantly he chickened out.
****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!" to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. ("all lies!" Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin! ("I never!"
ANSWER WHICH ONE'S THE BEST, AND SUGGEST MORE SONGS FOR MY NEXT POSTS.
I bet they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial Just that the (bleep)ing words are`awfully strong You can't say (bleep) on the radio Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep) You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you one day Unless your're a doctor with a very large (bleep) So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they daren't (bleep) well programme it I bet you their (bleep)ing old Programme Directors Will think it's a load of horse (bleep)
Finland
Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I want to be Pony trekking or camping Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland It's the country for me
You're so near to Russia So far from Japan Quite a long way from Cairo Lots of miles from Vietnam
Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I want to be Eating breakfast or dinner Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland Finland has it all
You're so sadly neglected And often ignored A poor second to Belgium When going abroad
Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I quite want to be Your mountains so lofty Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland Finland has it all
Finland, Finland, Finland The country where I quite want to be Your mountains so lofty Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland Finland has it all Finland has it all
Isn't it awfully nice to have a pen*s? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a d*ck, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your c*ck. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.
I've seen Spamalot and Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but some of my favorites weren't on that list. Out of those four, however, I would say Brave Sir Robin.
