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thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Farmer

This is my second masterful class!

This class uses the pointless and outdated techniques of the past to fight the superior powers of the present! Woohoo!

This class is based on strength.

Throw Pebbles (Starting Move)

Go back to the time of the cavemen! Yay! Throw a few pebbles at your opponent for 50% of your strength or a flat total of 200 damage (because there's only so much a few pebbles can do, no matter how beefy you are)

CD: 2 (you have to be able to find more pebbles, amirite?)

Focus: 0

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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Throw More Pebbles
(CD: 4, Use: 1, 30 Focus)

Attack the enemy for 115% of your strength, or a flat base damage of 500. Yay! Moar pebbles!

firetail_madness
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RP, I don't think you understand how the Sonny 2 battle system works, lol. We're not trying to be realistic.

lalala12
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Nomad

RAAWRWARRAT!
CD: 5, Use:1, 40 Focus

Initiate a huge war cry (or just tell your clansmen to get more pebbles...)

All Pebble related skills are cooled down!

Throw Rock
CD: 4, Use: 1, 30 Focus

Attack the enemy for 230% of your strength, or a flat of 1000, but since rocks are so heavy you need your clansmen to help...50% chacne of hitting base, if RAWRAWRAGR is activated then the chance is 100%

firetail_madness
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Slingshot
(CD: 8, Use: 1, 30 Focus)

Take out a slingshot for 5 turns. If you use a rock/pebble/ammo move while this effect is active, damage is increased by 150%.

FloydTC
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Nomad

linguini
cd 5, use 7, 40 focus

hungry? grab some linguni. its more filling than snickers.

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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How does that relate to the past, and what purpose does it serve?

FloydTC
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FloydTC
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Nomad

sorry I guess I misread the title.

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Pastalogical?
lol'd.

FloydTC
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FloydTC
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Nomad

Pastalogical?


how did you guess? =P
firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I mistook the title for that too, until I read the OP.
I assume you didn't read the OP X.X

Armourknight
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Armourknight
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Nomad

Sand Storm
Level 1, Focus: 100, CD:3

Throw a handful of sand at the opponent and keep taunting them by saying 'SANDSTORM!'.Decreases their speed by 1%.

FloydTC
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FloydTC
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I assume you didn't read the OP X.X


two correct guesses in a row! you get a gold star!
firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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two correct guesses in a row! you get a gold star!


*pins to shirt*

Throw Stick
(CD: 1, Use: 1, 0 Focus)

Throw a stick at the enemy! Does a base damage of 10.
ryonic
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ryonic
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Nomad

Throw supercalifragilisticexpialidociously solid poop

CD: 99, All Focus

Damages all of your enemy to 1 hp and increases you and your teammate's all of their attribute by 1%

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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Bonk Enemy With Club
(CD: 1, Use: 3, 0 Focus)

Attack the enemy for 116.109% of your strength.

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