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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

I run up to you and hug you. THen i start to magically heal you! But then i turn evil and use a curse of death!!!!

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

Can I use the Memory ALPHABUlbapedia code on my previous attack

midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

http://midlifeslices.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/explosion-finger.jpg
my fire finger flicks you off. Then it crushes you! How much damage does that do?

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Lalala12 - 25,000 damage
Gunthex - 1200 damage
Mariomario - 800 damage
Madbob2 - FAIL.
Genicidix - 500 damage
Volthawk - I like life too much.
Midget2 - Whoa. Go take your medication. :-)
Madbob - Nope. Not new.
Midget2 - 90,00000 damage.
Gunthex - Photoshopp'd.

Me: 89,847,498 health
Immunities:
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Jonas Brothers Nukes, for 9 turns
Nukes, for 3 turns
Fictioal Items, for 3 turns
Pictures, for 1 turn.
Other
Krizaz does 10x damage.
Anyone who is prepared to leave the game FOREVER will cut my health down to 1,000,000.
Stunned
midget2 - 2 turns.

volthawk
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volthawk
40 posts
Nomad

I'll leave.
Down to 1,000,000 you go!

Rayzac33
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Rayzac33
182 posts
Nomad

I play a game of who can hold the grenade the longest with you.

sirfrank
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sirfrank
420 posts
Nomad

i take a knife and a bomb and pretend to be a friend then cut you open and put a bomb in your brain the run like hell

sirfrank
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sirfrank
420 posts
Nomad

i take a klondike bar and tell you to kill yourself for it

midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

Midget2 - 90,00000 damage.


okay, first of all. it is not a capitalised M, and second of all, how did my death spell not freaking kill you? oh well. for that i must do this:

http://api.ning.com/files/F1nOiY1lqvt2zVs4FjM9vQeTM2E0cSUX*yDbax8o7HWiac3iGRfL4CimXtWysGFjLhja4J95iZhH4nWDc8XM2DVc7MLD9kiZ/barack_obama_lead_wideweb__470x3210.jpg

OBAMA WOULD BE A FIRIN' HIS LAZERZ AT YE!

pwnage? ownage? toldage?
lalala12
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2,164 posts
Nomad

hot potato hot potato...

Wiith a normal potato :P

Oh wait, with cheeeese and butterrrr.....potatoes...

midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

I throw a dictionary at you, then make you swallow my math book.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

i take my 2 guns out then shoot a gel shot at you freezing you in place then go trigger happy and shoot you 18 times.

midget2
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midget2
576 posts
Nomad

i take a SHARP hair brush and rip out your brain, and then eat it!

MarioMario
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MarioMario
1,212 posts
Peasant

I sent out my army of ants to crawl on you!Yeah that will do alot.

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

i believe 1 of my 18 rounds hitted midget, killing him.

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